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mlg montage

An MLG Montage is a mix of random shit, illuminati, doritos, MTD, Sanic, A LOT OF COD HITMARKS!, Airhorns, Snoop dog, 420, Swag, Noscopez, XxXxX, Etc.

The video's of this shit is most commonly a parody of a game, movie or song.
YoloSwag #1This MLG Montage is so fucking dope right now.
YoloSwag #2 Never watch them, they're dumb.
by Yuno32897591857 January 25, 2016
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montage parody

It's when you open sony vegas import a random COD video and slam your cock agains your keyboard for 2 hours-IGN
Look at that montage parody, show me the montage parody
Give me the montage parody, I want the the montage parody
Back up the montage parody, I need the montage parody
I like the montage parody, oh what a montage parody

-Jaden Smith
by Dank Child January 16, 2014
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Morontard

When you are such a moron you would be considered a moron by retards. All the other retards in your retard group home would laugh at you because you chew on your shirt.
Professor Tony Yeung yelled at me for not knowing how to do my assignment. He thinks I am a complete morontard.
by Fears_Tony_Yeung December 5, 2010
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moronated

1. to be a contagious moron
2. to convert some eligible person into a moron
1. A moronated Frank barged through the gate and knocked down the door and turned the whole family of three into morons instantly.
2. Jessy moronated the English teacher until he permanently could not speak a proper sentence.
by irritated September 3, 2005
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getting clips for my montage

An excuse used by online gamers when they fail. It originated with the belief anyone could make their own montage.
Guy1: Dude?! Why'd you run our there are get shot!? You should've just disarmed the bomb!

Guy2: Sorry man, I'm getting clips for my montage.
by btw id say April 14, 2010
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Thinking in montage

Thinking in flashes of momentous progress and the eventual perfect ending, without considering all of the work required in the in-between-time in order to make difficult and/or arduous things happen.
Eg: Mike gets hiking boots. Mike imagines himself hiking the West Coast Trail. Mike sees himself climbing Everest. Mike feels happy. Mike forgets that he smokes 2 packs per day and considers beer a food group... Mike's image of himself on top of Everest means he's been Thinking in montage and forgot he has to train for 3 years in order to be able to do this...
by journeyingforth June 10, 2010
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moronta

A player in handball. god of the ganja. no words to describe this
mah dude is a def moronta
by thefourfours August 29, 2010
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