Morganism 

In keeping with the typically hilarious, and witty comments of racing driver P. Morgan.

Hey John, did you hear that new Morganism? "These tires grip longer than a possessive ex girlfriend"

Morganism by mp3s April 24, 2013

Mormons 

Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS) a Christian religion based on both the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Members try to be honest, chaste, respectful, kind etc. They avoid using profane language, using alcohol/tobacco/drugs, having sexual relations outside of marriage etc.

My nieghbors are mormons and they go to church every Sunday.

Mormons by crisper2 March 17, 2011

Moonism 

Moonism: An ideology that aspires to create a global Wasian ethno-state with Kokka Shintō as its religious foundation, a reverence for ancient Rome and the British Empire as it's political foundation, with syndicalism as its economic foundation, with the end goal of assimilating the whole world into one united harmonious culture in the image of Hakko ichiu where 99% of males are feminized traps with a 1% remaining as Anglo men elite.

Moonism is a really radical and really esoteric ideology, but it has a lot of solutions to a lot of problems, even if they may seem counter intuitive at first.

Moonism by SuperSailorMoon June 26, 2021

Morganism 

The worshiping of Morgan Freeman as God. One must respect Morgan and worship him. One must also follow the guidelines of the Book of Morgan (Holy Book).

I am a believer of Morganism

Morganism by MrHypothetical July 4, 2012

Momoism 

The Belief that momo will save the world from the Zombie Apocalypse. Momo is worshiped and traditional sacrifice is welcomed.

Boy: Hey, how do you think the world is gonna end in 2012?
Girl: Zombies. But i'm not worried, i believe in Momoism.

Momoism by Momopeachgod March 6, 2010

wormonism 

The religion that practices having as many husbands as the woman shall choose (watch out mormons)

I think im going to practice wormonism, I love being a slut!

wormonism by Stina6 January 1, 2007

Mormonitis 

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but acts like he/she is by not doing drugs, alcohol, or before-marriage sex. See Also Strait Edge.

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.

Dave seems like he doesn't do drugs, drink, and is a virgin. Is he a mormon? No, my friend told me he's not, and that he's got mormonitis.

Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.

Mormonitis by Ilisten2Metal June 4, 2014