Moped Porn

generally refers to pictures of beautiful mopeds.

Guy 1: Bro! Let's take some pictures of our peds!
Guy 2: MOPED PORN!

by XxCHRISxX_94 May 27, 2015

Badman Moped

A small bike limited to 20mph with stickers and flags stuck to it used by questionable inidividuals.

Steve: What's Rhys doing?
Dave: Riding his Badman Moped lol.

by C.J.D November 23, 2011

Mexican Moped

Mexican Moped is another name for a burro (small donkey).

Chris - Hey Gus, we need more Cerveza por favor.
Griff - Yeah, Jump on your Mexican Moped and get some.
Gus - Si Senior.

by Christov September 11, 2012

mopedophile

a guy who rides around on a moped looking for little kids

"honey, get the kids inside, the mopedophile is riding around again"

by chumpy mcchump April 13, 2008

moped women

An unattractive woman that you have sex with.

Moped women and mopeds are fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you ride one.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

Moped

Referring to a fat girl a guy has slept with or would sleep with but denies it venomously, especially to his friends. He may even ignore her completely unless she is naked on top of his dick. Origin: "Why’s a fat girl like a moped? They're a lot of fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one."

"I think Mike has been riding a Moped."

"She has the hots for you, she might be fat and ugly but she's still a Moped"

by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007

moped

A little bike.

I'm fin ride my moped to work.

by Lil Eazy Geek Squeazy December 16, 2008