Moostache

A place for storing cows.

Where did you put the cows last night?

Why in the moostache, of course. Where else?

by fligglepop July 9, 2021

motarded

most retarded

That hillbilly used a screen door for a gate. Isn't that just motarded?

by staticbrain August 17, 2009

moostard

When you haven't cum in awhile and your splooge is yellow and thick. (also known as "seeded Moostard"

It's been so long my cum is like moostard.

by Pedro de la rose August 31, 2006

mootard

retard who resembles a cow in some form

you are such a mootard!

by Harriet Goldstone August 30, 2003

moostache

mustache that forms on one's upper lip after drinking a glass of milk.

Jenny wiped at her moostache with the back of her hand after polishing off a half a bag of Oreo's and a large cold glass of milk.

by Radishing July 30, 2012

Moostache

The word you say when you run your finger in between the mouth and the nose, where a moustache would grow. You do this to someone just for fun.

Josh walked up to Jesse and ran his finger by his face while saying, "Moostache."
Robert walked by Josh and ran his finger by his face while saying, "Moostache."
Josh walked by Claudia and ren his finger by her face while saying, "Moostache."

by Josh Courtoreille February 6, 2007

Motarded

When a person performs his/her job or task with such a high level of motivation it makes them appear retarded. Motivated-Retarded.

Scene: One army platoon has guard shift.

Larry: Hey how are you doing? Are you ok? Do you want to go get some coffee? Do you need anything? Are you cold? Have you seen anything?

Nick: Larry calm down, I'm fine. I don't need anything. Just go back to your post and calm down!

Larry: Ok I was just checking to see if you were alright. Well I'm going to go, I've got 5 other posts to check.

Nick: Ok Larry, do whatever. Just don't have a heart attack. (Larry Leaves) Man that guy is motarded. I swear he takes this job far too serious. He's going to have a heart attack one of these days.

by PICK-your-VAN-KOOP January 22, 2011