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Momoflauge

A style of dress for expecting mothers in which they attempt to pass as not being pregnant.
Robin's momoflauge made it difficult for her fellow subway passengers to notice that she was pregnant. Consequently, no one offered to give her their seat.
by madintangibles November 16, 2018
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Spanking the moonface

Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.
by Tbell November 9, 2014
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moonfire spam

A technique used by druids in World of Warcraft whereby the offensive spell moonfire is repeatedly applied to a single target. The method is considered useful in PvP situation but is wasteful of mana and often denotes poor playing skill. Sometimes considered valid as a finishing move on a target with low health.
I was at 75% health and some boomkin tried to moonfire spam me down. What a noob.
by Malazoth December 20, 2008
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moonfruit

Genitals visible between someone's legs when they display their bare ass either accidentally or deliberately
The girls in the car next to us started to laugh when they saw Jim's moonfruit.
by MF Jackson March 7, 2005
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moofy

Adjective: quintessential cuteness; squeezably adorable; usually pertaining to animals, babies, or old people; fuzzy; Adverb: acting selflessl
That fuzzy puppy is so moofy I want to squeeze it; That old lady with the fluffy white hair is moofy; Thanks for remembering my birthday - that was moofy of you.
by A moofy person May 3, 2010
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MONOFOCULAR

One eyed. Tunnel vision.

Biased Prejudiced Unfair Partial Influenced Predisposed Inclined Subjective Limited Selfish.

Exclusive Elite Select Restricted Limited Fashionable Special Sole Undivided

Faulty Imperfect Flawed Substandard Malfunctioning Out of order Lacking balance
"He appraised his new friend with monofocular certainty" (he saw what he wanted to see).

"Her core values were monofocular" (she was biased and exclusive)

"The companies stance is monofocular, both historically and future projections" (the company has no intention to diversify, nor has diversification held any interest to the board or shareholders, as it has a secure niche and excellent returns.)

"Their appraisals are monofocular; sub-standard and biased" (an attempt to self justify, and append value where there is none)

"The monofocular stance of modern civilizations may be catastrophic" (our focus on one way of seeing, one way of doing may be our doom)

tunnel vision imperfect tunnel-vision predisposed influenced unfair elite ellite fashionable sole partial select corrupt corrupted biased exclusive limited

SLANG: retarded, half blind, cock-eyed, stupid, reckless, belligerent, selfish, -defective
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Moonfruit

Generally a dickhead who’s shit at rainbow, and gets schweded daily
For fuck sake Paul you moonfruit
by YaDaSellsAvonM8 March 5, 2019
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