moochaholic

A parasitic person in your group that no one likes that expects to be treated like royalty.

Once again angry Phil wouldn't go in on the booze but he left drunk off his ass like the moochaholic he is!

by Machinegun Mike August 14, 2021

Spanking the moonface

Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.

by Tbell November 9, 2014

Moonhowler

A very specific type of Glasgow Celtic supporter, they are extremely paranoid about anti Celtic bias and are known to spout extremely convoluted conspiracy theories, much to the amusement of the rest of Scottish football. The term refers to a wolfs despairing howl that goes unanswered, much like this area of the Celtic supports complaints. Not all Celtic supporters are moonhowlers but they are a very vocal group of supporters that give the club a bad name.

"Do you see that!? The referee should have gave Celtic a penalty! Another Rangers supporting referee!!"

"It looked soft mate, if all the referees support Rangers then how did Celtic win 9 league titles in a row?"

"We won them despite the biased the referee's, we were too good to be cheated"

"You're starting to sound like a moonhowler John"

by Morris505 October 5, 2021

moonbathing

to bask under the moonlight; the opposite of sunbathing

I went moonbathing the other night even though the sky was slightly cloudy.

by cisi September 5, 2006

moonbat

A liberal, progressive, or left-wing person who promotes irrational conspiracy theories involving conservatives.

Helen is a moonbat - she thinks Ronald Reagan ordered the murder of John Lennon becuse of Lennon's anti-war views.

by vonTrips August 29, 2009

Moonajuana

Marijuana... from the Moon.

See? These guys got moonajuana and they're not even afflicted with my crippling glaucoma!

by Taste the Jace August 22, 2007

Moonlancing

The practice of being in permanent daytime employment, whilst working private freelance contracts during evenings, weekends and in extreme cases, lunch hours.

Dave isn't coming on our weekend break. He's moonlancing this weekend to finish his client's website.

by Blinko May 31, 2009