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by Farth!!! May 17, 2022
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Monee is a once in a lifetime kind of girl. When you first meet her she'll be sort of shy at first and then if she's feeling you she'll slowly open up and infect you with her charming, wittty, funny, and amazingly cute personality. She'll never fail to show you a good time. The more you're in her company the more you'll fall in love with her. She's like a drug, it's very easy to become addicted to her. She's so beautiful and she doesn't even try. She's a natural. She's got long silky black hair, and big brown eyes. She's got a cute little shape and a big ass breast . She can be the sweetest person when she wants to be, but be careful because she also gots a feisty side and damn it's such a turn on. She's so fucking sexy. All the guys break their necks just trying to get a glimpse at her bewitching gorgeous looks. She's amazingly talented. She sings like an angel, dances like Ciara, and cooks like she should be on food network. She's determined to get the things she wants. When she falls in love, she falls in love deeply and she'll stay faithful and true to her man. She's not your average chick. She stands out from all the rest because she's one in infinity. If you haven't found yourself a Monee yet, you better! If you ask me, the definition of Monee is perfection at its finest. She's one you'll never forget.
Get yourself a Monee.
by ........b............ February 15, 2017
Get the Monee mug.What snarky poker players call money. Originally a simple typo in an online boast made by ten-time world champion Phil Hellmuth, "I have ALL the glory, titles and ALL the mobney" the word "mobney" is currently used:
a) to humorously and indirectly refer to Phil Hellmuth without saying his name
b) to poke fun at another player or oneself for being arrogant or overconfident a la Hellmuth.
Other Hellmuth typos which have come into current usage in the poker community are "jopke", "morno" and "donkeys alwasy draw".
a) to humorously and indirectly refer to Phil Hellmuth without saying his name
b) to poke fun at another player or oneself for being arrogant or overconfident a la Hellmuth.
Other Hellmuth typos which have come into current usage in the poker community are "jopke", "morno" and "donkeys alwasy draw".
"You're just jealous of Phil! He has all the mobney and all the bracelets. Anyone who says otherwise is a JOPKE"
by allogroomer March 19, 2007
Get the mobney mug.When you see someone's profile picture thumbnail and you think they're OK, but when you click on it, it's a big old mess. Named after the artist Monet, whose paintings were nice from far away, but jacked up looking up close.
I thought this heina would be fine, but when I opened up her facebook page, she turned out to be an Internet Monet, cause her close up was fug!
by SkyOfAmethyst August 10, 2010
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Derived from the painter Claude Oscar Monet's artistic style.
Derived from the painter Claude Oscar Monet's artistic style.
Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?
Clueless (1996)
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?
Clueless (1996)
by Mike Losquadro October 29, 2006
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In a conversation the Mooney Rule would be used as follows:
Person 1: Dude, I have something important to tell you, Mooney Rule on this.
Person 2: Ok, I swear never tell anyone.
Person one then proceeds to tell person two the important story knowing that the secret will stay private between the two due to the Mooney Rule being invoked.
Person 1: Dude, I have something important to tell you, Mooney Rule on this.
Person 2: Ok, I swear never tell anyone.
Person one then proceeds to tell person two the important story knowing that the secret will stay private between the two due to the Mooney Rule being invoked.
by RC45 February 8, 2013
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