A moonie moonie moondog is a cannibal who feeds on the sweet blood of children in the hour of darkness.
by Cannibal 101 May 25, 2020
Get the Moonie moonie moondog mug.Moondocking is the act of an individual taking a fat shit into the anus or vagina of another individual. This can be done between male and female participants alike. It can also be done with strange animals
"Eww did you see the leaked vid of david moondocking??" "Yeah, it was pretty disgusting."
*david appears* "youve been eating corn!"
*david appears* "youve been eating corn!"
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To jog at a gentle walking pace. Not to be confused with actual exercise. Moonjogging looks like normal jogging, but the rate of speed is so slow, that the person almost seems to be running in slow motion, not unlike the images of man's first walk on the moon. Often accompanied by face grimacing, exaggerated movements, lethargy (presumably from exhaustion), assorted running gear (colorful headbands, ipods, reflective tape, light up sneakers), and a conspicuous lack of perspiration (and dignity).
Stan: "Hey, check out that chick jogging up ahead!"
Bill: "Jogging? How much exercise could you get from moving that slow?"
Stan: "Maybe she doesn't want to hurt herself?"
Bill: "Or... maybe she's afraid of hurting the ground, or killing a bug underfoot!"
Stan: "ha ha, perhaps. It's almost like she's running in zero gravity or something!"
Bill: "Yeah, she's moonjogging!"
(much laughter)
Bill: "Jogging? How much exercise could you get from moving that slow?"
Stan: "Maybe she doesn't want to hurt herself?"
Bill: "Or... maybe she's afraid of hurting the ground, or killing a bug underfoot!"
Stan: "ha ha, perhaps. It's almost like she's running in zero gravity or something!"
Bill: "Yeah, she's moonjogging!"
(much laughter)
by lostpyrate September 10, 2009
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"Moondoor the douche" or "Moondoor the hoe"
by Southernbelle June 6, 2014
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-A person that "just dont act right," according to my south carolinian father.
-A person whose vigilant, overly wrought and bizarre actions are so alienating and conspicuously out of place in the person's social surroundings that he or she might as well be a "donkey on the moon."
-different from being a weirdo or nutjob because the person is in complete control of his or her cognitive abilities, and the actions go beyond weird.
-Usually, the moondonkey can provide a proper explanation for his or her bizarre actions and is in a pleasant and energetic mood while displaying the unusual activity on his or her part.
-A person that "just dont act right," according to my south carolinian father.
-A person whose vigilant, overly wrought and bizarre actions are so alienating and conspicuously out of place in the person's social surroundings that he or she might as well be a "donkey on the moon."
-different from being a weirdo or nutjob because the person is in complete control of his or her cognitive abilities, and the actions go beyond weird.
-Usually, the moondonkey can provide a proper explanation for his or her bizarre actions and is in a pleasant and energetic mood while displaying the unusual activity on his or her part.
1.-"The way that man was a' jumping up and down on that bent tail pipe, hollering and waving his hands all up and down in the air made him look like a real moondonkey."-my father (describing a person fixing a tail pipe)
2.-"Lately, my boyfriend has been beeping instead of saying hello when he answers the phone. One beep means yes, and two beeps means no. He hangs up unless you beep back; It's so embarrassing!" -Girl describing her boyfriend's telephone etiquette.
2.-"Lately, my boyfriend has been beeping instead of saying hello when he answers the phone. One beep means yes, and two beeps means no. He hangs up unless you beep back; It's so embarrassing!" -Girl describing her boyfriend's telephone etiquette.
by Jodi Page Corley Frankford March 20, 2007
Get the moondonkey mug.a local celebrity of Wheeling, WV. He is notorious for riding his bike around at all local events. Local children want to be like him, and local homeless people huff glue with him.
person 1:Yo I saw Moon Dog drunk as fuck riding his bike past my house the other day.
person 2:he wasn't drunk, we just huffed some glue at my crib and he had to leave.
person 1(in napoleon dynamite sounding voice):lucky
person 2:he wasn't drunk, we just huffed some glue at my crib and he had to leave.
person 1(in napoleon dynamite sounding voice):lucky
by moon dog fan November 11, 2006
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by Nate June 14, 2004
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