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moon docking

Moon Docking is sometimes known as space docking. Where two penises are stuck tip to tip and one foreskin is rolled over the others.
Mike and Andrew were Moon Docking the other night at the club by the Dj decks, they really impressed the fags when mike successfully performed an in-flight refueling maneuver delivering the fuel load to Andrew.
by blueballss November 21, 2010
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moondogging

Originating with Australian comedian Tony Martin on the Theatre Sports show "THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE", moondogging involves "placing your (or a) dog in the middle of the road, getting into your car (or a car) and mooning it at extreme speeds".
"Hey Blake! Let's go moondogging!"
"How about a spot of moondogging?"
"Moondogging is awesome fun!"
by Gimp On Wheels September 16, 2008
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moondogging

The act of freezing one's faecal matter in order to use the solid end product as a penetrative sex toy.
I crapped in a freezer bag so that Julie and I could go moondogging
by Vonnievonnie March 15, 2007
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moondogging

While driving, the act of turning into the lanes on the other side of the median, driving straight at other cars, and then driving over the median and back into your correctly flowing traffic lane.
"We were moondogging with Caroline this weekend and almost got killed!"
by Audrey Pf December 14, 2008
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Boondocking

Noun. The act of inserting one penis into the other, and thrusting vigorously.
No lazy Saturday is complete without a good hard session of vigorous boondocking.
by Bukkakeworshiper March 8, 2015
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Boondocking

A Reference to the Movie "Boondock Saints"

Whereby one engages in vigilante justice against the most despicable of criminals in a terminal way.

Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us.
With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patri.
Et Fili.
Spiritus Sancti.
Man, Those Drunk drivers could really deserve a good Boondocking
by Il Duce Boondocker February 25, 2011
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boondocking

In addition to the "camping without hookups", or "out in the boonies boondocks" definitions, within the professional truck driver circles, it was understood to mean "bypassing the toll stations by taking smaller side roads". Often, if you knew you were hauling an overweight load without a permit, or otherwise not in compliance with DOT regulations, you reduced the likelihood of a citation, or worse, by avoiding the "chicken coops" (scales, weight stations), and Interstates, within so many miles of either side of a city or border with another state. It did not prevent a "bear" (state trooper, or other law-enforcement officer) from pulling you over and setting up a "portable chicken coop" (portable scales carried in the trunk of his car) and writing you up anyway. But, since it was a cat and mouse thing, you ran the gauntlet and took your chances. In some states, particularly in Southern US, it was as normal as speeding and using Black Mollies (amphetamines, to stay awake)... not me, of course... I meant those other guys.
"I heard on the radio there was a bear with a portable chicken coop at I-10 and I-65, so, I went boondocking around and back to US90.
by HaulingAsh March 24, 2019
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