moontang

poontang on the moon or in outer space

In the year 3 thousand..

Dibrikishaw: Yo Elmer i'm headin up to outer space this weekend for some poontang with my girl.

Elmer: Don't you be callin that intergalactic pussy poontang. Up on the moon we call that moontang.

Dibrikishaw: My bad nigga, but you know its better on the moon.

by richsingles69k March 8, 2010

moonyang

See "Poontang". Female genitalia, pussy etc..

Let's go get us some moonyang

by Bernard Stock November 2, 2004

moondance

A handjob, as referred to in the popular song "Moondance" by Irish singer Van Morrison. The original line from the song was "Well it's a marvelous night for a handjob" but the record company forced Van Morrison to change it.

Man - "How about a moondance?"
Woman - "Hold on, I need to wash my hands."

by Man Vorrison February 27, 2010

Moon man status

In the mental/physical state of being extremely high, drunk, or a pleasant combination of the two. (more commonly used when referring to being high from marijuana) Much like transcending to a higher plane of existence where one feels happily numb, dazed, hazed, or blazed; hence the "Moon Man" name.

props to Kid Cudi

I smoked so much dank last night, I was on moon man status.

Im feelin myself homie I got moon man status!

by steveo1242 November 24, 2009

moontan

an extremely white individual who is only outdoors at night

clyden- where did you get your tan.....the moon
whitey- lm allergic to the sun
clyden- fuck off moontan man

by chiller March 1, 2006

Moonwank

During a full Moon a "Moonwanker" will stand by his window and Fap releasing a loud howl when he jizzes

Lee: "Oh look a full Moon"

JP: "What you doing tonight"

Sean: "Having a Moonwank"

by Wrobles March 7, 2011

Moonbanger

An average height person of good spirit but extremely homophobic. Typically a pilot or someone who is in the aviation industry. The term 'moonbanger' has no homosexual connotation but due to the paranoid nature of the person they automatically assume it to be. The term can also be used as a nickname and is often used in that context.

hey moonbanger, how have you been?

by The Great White Douche July 17, 2010