Death Valley Moonbeam

A woman bends over and shoots her projectile diarrhea into the face of the man who loves her. The roles could be reversed as well and the man could satisfy his lady with his Mexican food leftovers. Preferably this happens after the couple eat at Del Taco.

Stacy had just gotten home from a long day of working at the soup kitchen. She noticed her neighbor had let himself in and there were three bags of Del Taco sitting on the table. She knew what he wanted. She knew he wouldn't leave until she delivered a Death Valley Moonbeam straight to his face.

by Drpun May 22, 2009

Moonbeam

when a girl blows air in your butt and makes you fart in her face.

after surfing and getting so pitted i got moonbeamed by my girlfriend moonbeam .

by Tacolover9000 September 23, 2016

Moonbeam

The great savior osprey who sits a top of Mt. zerczeus. The true messiah

1..2..3..moonbeam

by Toenail 5 January 24, 2017

Moonbeams

An exclamation used when something is completely unbelievable or nonsense.

Marta: Did you hear that the president outlawed breathing?

Alexis: That's moonbeams!

by KerryF June 18, 2020

Moonbeam

A annoying overly talkative amateur disc golfer

"Just so you guys know, I'm a talker(moonbeam)"

by Bneezy82 October 19, 2020

Moonbeamz

#MOONBEAMZ is a #FYRE #CATLIKE #CHICKWITADIK born #MASTERWITCH with #MADSKILLZ, and can #VIRTUALLY #ABSOLUTELY #MASTER with #PURRFECT #PHYZIKAL, #MENTAL #AND/OR #DISCIPLINE, with a #DISGUSTINGLY #RIGOUROUS #SADHANA (#SPIRITUALPRACTICE in #DOUCHEBAG #GURUDBAAG #QUASIYOGA #RYANSPEAK. She will attempt with every #MANWOMANKID #to #REEL u in wit hurr #REELZ on da gram virtually toungue fcukn’ hurr own sister/daughter/disciple’s #PURRFECT #ASS in #BREATHTAKING #HOT “#TANTRIKA #YOGA” e.g. “INCREDIBLYHOTT” #CONTORTIONIST-like, #CIRCUS #FR33AK #ASANAS or “#YOGAPOSES.”
#ALOHA ~ #CYB3RNINJA 🖤🥷🏿🤙🏿

dbag #1: damn dawg u c dat Moonbeamz chick’z OnlyFanz?

dbag #2: nah dog, I’m a gay tranny faggot, I do not watch trash like that. #IDODONTLIKEUNLIKEGR33N3GGZANDHAM

🦓🦓🐆

by #BLANKA February 21, 2023

Moonbeamism

A religion dedicated to worshipping the king Benny (Benson) Boone and his wonderful lyricism, specifically displayed in his 2025 hit single, ‘Mystical Magical’.

‘Oh, I heard you turned to a new religion? What’s it called?’
‘Yeah - It’s called Moonbeamism!’

by Bensonbooner June 3, 2025