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Mohican Surprise

A sexual act described as; similar to the sex act known as the peek-a-boo , in this act a man is doing a girl from behind then pulls out and spits on her back (simulating cumming), then when she turns around you cum in her hair and whip it into a Mohawk.
Peek-a-boo revised into cumming in her hair and making it into a Mohawk. Thus it is a Mohican Surprise.
by CoCane34 May 11, 2009
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The Last of the Mohicans

That last piece of poop that just refuses to leave your anus, constantly making you late for important events.
Sorry Boss, I'd of gotten to the meeting sooner but The Last of the Mohicans just wouldn't let go.
by Bip Bip Daniels June 22, 2010
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Last of the Mohicans

The last cigarette/joint in a pack. Typically used to decide whether to smoke it or leave it for some more time
Thats the last of the mohicans, but we can get more if you are really that desperate
by Kronique May 13, 2005
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Last Mohican Fedge Wedge

While watching a bad movie you shove a fedged penis into a butthole and an indian comes out
The alternative to having babies is to give birth anally to a full grown indian man by using the last mohican fedge wedge
by thebootsybeast November 12, 2010
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moochitunity

The new toaster a mom's house proved to be too tempting of a moochitunity to pass up.
by DuffBeerBaron January 26, 2011
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Moochcation

When all your family and friends take their vacations at your place to save on hotel and food bills.
My family members are allputting their date on the calnders to come and visit me on thier Moochcation
by just me grizz September 7, 2011
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Mohican Pohican

A Mohican Pohican is a Mohawk that goes all the way around the body, from the top of the head travelling full circumference from the head, to the beard travelling down to the chest to the pubic hair, before becoming gooch hair and then finally ass hair, then turning into back hair before connecting with the afore mentioned mow hawk at the back.
That’s bloke’s Mohican Pohican is amazing.
by Pohican appreciator February 13, 2021
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