pussy moocher 

One who tries to steal or get with your girlfriend or her friends or take away any time of female companion. Although sexist it makes fun of men and can be some lesbians.

Mike is being such a pussy moocher, he keeps trying to get with your girlfriends friend.

pussy moocher by Bennie November 28, 2004

moocher 

one who always begs for free things and won't ever go away, even if you do give him stuff.

"This moocher won't leave nne alone, he keeps begging me for socks..."

moocher by serge golub March 14, 2004

MOOCHER district 

A congressional district where the primary demographic receives support from the government, thereby perpetuating socialism, and idiot democrats who seem to get re-elected in spite of their obvious incompetence

Hank Johnson keeps getting re-elected because he comes from a moocher district.

MOOCHER district by sarj/Dieselnut59 April 5, 2010

Skank Moocher 

An individual known for their frugality, characterized by a sense of entitlement to the elicit substances purchased by friends or associates.

Jeremy- Wanna take shrooms at Greg’s house?
Ethan- Hell no! He’s such a skank moocher! I’ll bet you he’ll be the highest one out of all of us, and won’t pat a dime.

Skank Moocher by SliceOfPudding June 3, 2023

stoke moocher 

A stoke moocher is that person who whenever they see your pictures of fun stuff you did, or you tell them a story about it, or they run into you afterward, instead of asking you how it was, the only topic of conversation is.. “what?! why didn’t you call me?!”. Now, if it was someone who is already adventurous or outgoing, that would be one thing. But this is the person who is looking for you to motivate them to get out and do fun stuff you do.

"I went skiing last weekend and it was great"
"Why didn’t you take me!? I haven’t skied in 15 years, I want to go!"
"Dude, don't be a stoke moocher.."

stoke moocher by Kenz0r April 30, 2010

Moocher 

1) Someone who won't leave you the fuck alone until you give them something for free.

2)A hobo who bugs someone for change

1)That hobo's a damn moocher.

2)If that moocher doesn't leave me alone, I'm going to kick his ass

Moocher by Jim-Bob May 2, 2003

Pet-moocher 

A person who visits their friends and relatives residences to spend time, love and play with their pets (mostly cats and dogs), to avoid the responsibility of maintaining, walking, feeding and caring for pets of your own; hence having the best of both worlds. It's not uncommon for a pet-moocher to suggest getting one or more pets, to their friends and family members, they often visit.

My friend is such a pet-moocher! He saw this cute little kitten at the kennel and suggested that I take it in! I already have ten cats, and he's never helped me change the kitty litter, once. Ha!

Pet-moocher by Spyderrr December 25, 2010