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Montea

If you ever find a Montea try to keep her forever. Montea’s are very kind and bubbly people that are one of the most beautiful people you will ever see. She will be your best friend forever and will make you smile in the darkest days. She’s most likely a cheerleader because of how sweet she is. She is very close to prefection. -Lexi
“Montea is my best friend. She’s so beautiful and kind.” -Lexi
by CheerLexi January 6, 2019
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Montreal screwjob

Phrase coined to describe the end of pro-wrestler Bret Hart's career. The end of the match between Shawn Michaels and Hart has become the most famous event in the history of the WWF/E.

Basically, Bret was going to leave the WWF in 1997. On November 9th, he was going to beat Shawn Michaels and then lose his final match by disqualification. Unfortunately, Vince McMahon decided to illegally call the match just as Shawn Michaels put Bret Hart in the famous sharpshooter move. Hart was most likely going to reverse this move and win the match, but McMahon decided to make Bret lose for whatever reason.

Bret was in shock and he spit on McMahon before leaving. He also expressed his anger by destroying a few TV cameras after the match.

During this era, Shawn Michaels was a member of a highly influential clique that often controlled the outcomes of various matches. Their power behind the scenes was linked to Vince McMahon and it led to the 'screwing over' of Bret "Hitman" Hart, a respectable, skilled wrestler.
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To this day, Shawn Michaels is hated in Canada (Hart's homeland) and the crowds often boo him or shout "You screwed Bret!" as a constant reminder of this unfortunate, unfair event.

The Montreal screwjob refers exclusively to the night of 11/9/97, but many comparisons are made to this famous match. The recent firing of Matt Hardy brought up a deluge of references to the untimely release of an excellent wrestler, Bret Hart.
Shawn Michaels is cool now but he most likely had a hand in destroying Hart's career in the WWF.
by anonymous June 10, 2005
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Montrealer

One who lives in or hails from Montreal, Quebec, Canada.
You know you're a true Montrealer when you are addicted to poutine, you pronounce it "Muntreal" (not "Mahntreal") and you greet everyone with a two-cheek kiss.
by cherryblossom October 19, 2007
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Montrel

Montrel is a guy who will be you best friend that has some good ideas that work most of the time.He is a Cool😎 dude and is energetic about everything.
Have you seen that guy at the store he is such a Montrel
by Goofy boi March 5, 2019
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MONTREAL

Where else in North America can you go gamble in a casino, drink liquor in a park, smoke spliffs on the street and see the hottest strippers in the world? Oh yeah - legal drinking age is 18!!!
You want to party - come to montreal.
by Citizentom March 16, 2004
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montreal

A fine city with a rich and unique history, lovely parks, and a diverse population that is typically recognized for being little more than a great party town by unbelievably lame American jerkoffs who go there to get wasted and hit strip joints.
"I love Montreal! Supersexe is so cool and the Peel Pub is the best bar ev--ARRRGHHH!" (gets punched).
by Tyler July 27, 2004
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Montreal Canadiens

The most storied hockey team and quite possibly sports team in history. Almost every great NHL player has played for the Montreal Canadiens. With 24 Stanley Cups, the most successfull NHL team ever. The greatest hockey team to ever exist, far better than those sucky ass Maple Leafs
Man, the Montreal Canadiens sure kicked the crap out of the Leafs last night.
by Igor Arsovski March 13, 2005
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