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the montpellier standard

A lowered expectation of male attractiveness causing you to find normally substandard specimens reasonably good looking. Usually applies when in a city with an abnormally low percentage of attractive males. A dangerous phenomenon that can result in poor decision making, such as sleeping with street magicians you meet in Monoprix. Also known as "the Mulhouse standard"
The teller at the bank today was kinda cute

Yeah, but remember, we're judging by the Montpellier standard
by icanhaz March 31, 2010
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Monticello High School

A school that u go to and u find condoms all over the floor and people giving handjobs in public but overall the students are pretty chill
Mom: how was the track meet at Monticello High School
Person: it was good I saw a girl giving someone a handjobbehind the bleachers
by Henry Ford Mustang May 10, 2017
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Monticello

Monticello is a town in the Catskill Mountain Region of Upstate New York. It is known as the urban center of a rural area. It is hoem to Sullivan County Jail, Sullivan County Court, and Monticello High School. MHS is known for it's gang problem, as well as several violent incidents in the past couple of years.

There are several crime ridden neighborhoods mostly populated by African Americans and Hispanics, which include Evergreen Housing, and Shaker Heights. They are home to several street gangs including the BG's and L.O.S. (which I have written articles on here at Urban Dictionary)
"Don't go to Monticello, because there is nothing but crime and depression in the town."
by Shawn W. May 24, 2006
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montebello

the best f'n city in the state of California.
where the girls are hot and the dudes are funny and sweet.
where everything is nearby and there is always something to do.
dang man i wish i lived in montebello
by cali cali May 23, 2009
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Montellano

Plain Mountain. Anyone with this name is a very interesting individual and possesses the power of attraction, great sense of humor, intelligence and charisma. A natural leader and warrior.
Those romantic Spanish soap operas have passion and fire. And most are named Montellano.

When you reached the summit or pinnacle of the world you're a Montellano.
by soulfuljla April 18, 2019
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Montelione

A landscape artist, one with a green thumb and a muddy/wet backside. One that rolls a yard like a burrito.
The great Montelione leaped over the wall and turned my backyard into an oasis.
by The Don of Landscaping March 19, 2021
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montellas

A loving and caring man , always there for other make sure u get ur self a montellas
Montellas will love you
by Pinacolada999 December 26, 2021
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