Monsterbating

The act of masturbating under one's bed or in one's closet with the intent to frighten.

Greg was scared shitless when he found Aaron monsterbating in his closet at 3 am.

by TheProfessor42069 October 14, 2011

monsterpotten

A gigantic poker hand that dwarfs comprehension. Commonly used when describing a massive pot between one, two, or multiple players of Scandinavian (or foreign) descent.

Matt Affleck's chance at fortune and glory just slipped through his fingers after a stunning beat for a $42 million monsterpotten at the hand of Jonathan Duhamel.

by chaz_littlej August 27, 2010

Monsterita

One of the best drinks ever made. A mix of ground ice, Monster, and margarita mix. Very sweet, but highly enjoyable.

Damn, that Monsterita was the sweetest drink I've ever had!

by c0mpletextacy October 9, 2010

monsterbator

n.

1. one who monsterbates
2. a monster masturbating
3. a huge artificial penis
4. masturbation of a large penis
5. a huge masturbating monster

If Bigfoot exists, then he's a monsterbator.

by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

Monstercat

Born on July 1, 2011 (making them almost 6 years old as of March 14, 2017), and based in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, Monstercat is a record label that releases only electronic dance music (EDM) from artists like Tristam, Pegboard Nerds, Haywyre, Rogue, Grabbitz, etc.

Their genres are Trap, Drum & Bass (a.k.a. DnB), House, Progressive House, Tropical House, Electro, Bounce, Hard Dance, Hardcore, Happy Hardcore, Glitch Hop, 110BPM, Moombahton, Indie Dance, Nu Disco, Synthwave, Trance, Future Bass, Dubstep, Drumstep, Breaks, Chillout, RnB, and just plain old Electronic.

"Did you hear the new Monstercat song that came out on Wednesday?"
"I heard it on their podcast stream on Tuesday!"

by Nick Winz April 1, 2017

monstellation

A closely knit group of monsters

The monstellation was approaching with speed.

by Tahl K May 29, 2005

Monsterate

A synonym for PMSing

Wow, Phoebe and Madeline always monsterate so bad around this time of the month.

by The Lone Will February 26, 2011