Vagina Monojog

Bitches running by themselves.

Becky was feeling fat and lonely, so she decided to go on a vagina monojog.

by ATLGA21 February 12, 2010

Knife monopoly

Basically a normal Monopoly game but the losers all get a knife placed in them

John: Hey guys anybody want to play knife Monopoly?
Jeff:
Harry:
Joshua:
Erik:
John: Oh shit I forgot I won last game

by Vortexpug July 22, 2019

Monatophobia

The Fear of dying alone

Jim: I have Monatophobia.
Jim 2:It's okay I'll come to your funeral.

by Kark Mevin September 14, 2017

Monopoly

A viscous family game where the board is usually picked up by someone and used to whack someone's head.

Cop1: What's the problem?
Cop2: It appears this family played monopoly.
Cop1: How many died?
Cop2: 3 children and 1 adult.

by ChildHandler October 9, 2016

Monopoly

Ruining friendships since the 1960's.

Friend: Hey you landed on Mayfair with a hotel on you owe me $800
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
*throws Monopoly board on the floor*

by umadbronie October 26, 2012

Monotone Walk

The slouched over, shuffling, defeated-by-life movement of a diabetes ridden glutton as they put in as little effort as possible to move from point A to point B.

Almost zombie-like in it’s sheer determination to never deviate from it’s original course.

‘Where’s Matt?’
‘He left his desk 20 minutes ago, I saw him heading into the toilets, I’d recognise that Monotone Walk anywhere’

by CF Enterprises September 1, 2018

Human Molotov

The act of forcing a person to drink 1 gal. of flammable liquid, shoving any flammable fabric down their esophagus leaving some hanging from the mouth, and setting the fabric ablaze.

"I was curious to try the human molotov on my alcoholic father since he recently came back from the bar."

by Panini :) April 24, 2019