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twoway monorail

when two people take massive poops the size of footballs
and put them in each others dung-hole. then repeat the process until the butt hole is sore.
alban: do you want to do the twoway monorail?

nimrada:ok
by dr.shizzle December 18, 2009
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Monorangeosis

A rare colour blindness to the colour orange. A person can't even hear or taste orange.
Max from wizards of waverly place made up this 'rare condition' called monorangeosis to get out of p.e. leading him to meet the rock and one other famous person.
by theLeeAnimal July 19, 2009
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Monogahoe

A person in a relationship who has egregious amounts of sex.
Susie and Charlie are such monogahoes! They have sex all the time!
by Meagan S August 2, 2008
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monorail transfer

A Monorail Transfer is when two women or men connect a tube to each others assholes and one person 'transfers' shit to the other persons asshole.
Jim and I had a Monorail Transfer last night. His shit was so hot in my ass.
by MaxxMind November 22, 2014
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menorah

The menorah is a seven branched candelabrum lit by olive oil in the Tabernacle and the Temple in Jerusalem. The menorah is one of the oldest symbols of the Jewish people. It is said to symbolize the burning bush as seen by Moses on Mount Sinai (Exodus 25).
The Menorah is also a symbol closely associated with the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah. According to the Talmud, after the desecration of the Jewish Temple in Jerusalem, there was only enough sealed (and therefore not desecrated by idolatry) consecrated olive oil left to fuel the eternal flame in the Temple for one day. Miraculously, the oil burned for eight days which was enough time to get new oil as well as finish rebuilding the Temple. The Hanukkah Menorah therefore has not seven, but nine candle holders. The four holders on either side are to represent the eight day celebration of the miracle of oil, while the one in the middle, called the Shamash, is used to light the others. While this type of menorah is technically called a Hanukiah, the "menorah of Hanukkah" is sometimes simply called a menorah.
Let's light all the candles in the menorah.
by JR-Fire June 1, 2007
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Monorchid

1) Someone, male or female, who has exactly 1 testicle.

2) Someone who has only one ball, most probably due to masturbating too much. Could be either male or female, or both.
Girl 1: "Did you see Elizabeth masturbate with a vibrating toothbrush the other day?"
Girl 2:"Yea! She was in the locker masturbating!"
Girl 1:"I'm getting scared for her. She might become a monorchid."
Girl 2:"You mean she'll grow a ball masturbating so much?"
Girl 1:"Yea."
by I love you Liz January 3, 2007
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monorail

Mono means one and rail means rail.

Sydney's monorail exemplifies excellent town planning, just like the popsicle stick skyscraper, the 50-foot magnifying glass and that escalator to nowhere.
Lyle Lanley: The monorail put Sydney on the map, next to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook.

Sydney: Mono...doh!!!
by santa's little helper August 29, 2012
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