monoproticity

State of being monoprotic. Typically used in chemistry.

"KHP was of good use to find the equivalence mass of the acid because of its monoproticity, its ability to donate only 1 hydrogen ion, H+.

by wordsinyourpower January 9, 2019

mooper

This word refers to a domesticated dogs to indicate their level of cuteness. A mooper is a cute dog.

1. Oh my goodness, did you see that super cute mooper over there fetch the ball at the dog park?

2. My sweet mooper turns into a fierce guard dog if someone comes to the door.

by jennieliseo May 25, 2023

monoversation

A cell phone conversation in a restaurant or other location offensive to persons nearby.

For a full ten minutes during our dinner at Jerry's Deli we had to listen to some fool at the table beside ours have a monoversation with his daughter's soccer coach.

by John W Phillips September 23, 2006

moopert

When one becomes aroused while dismissing of feces from their rectum, and thus masterbates while defficating.

Moopert is as described in the poem below:

poop is good
poop is great
i like to poop while i masterbate.

shit is smelly
shit is sweet
i like to shit while i beat my meat.

crap has corn
crap is crunchy
i like to crap while i spank my monkey.

terd is long
terd is lumpy
i like to terd when i shake my salami.

feces make sound
feces are sharp
i like laying feces while i shoot my darts.

logs are smelly
logs can sting
i like to drop a log while my yogurt i sling.

by Jimmy Little January 1, 2008

monopenisual

adj. showing no care, concern or preference in the matter

Indifferent, uninvolved, detached.

Q: "What is your take on war partial birth abortions?"
A: "Monopenisual."

by TObject March 26, 2004

mooper

Netspeakz for Computer

Example:

netspeak: I haz mooper.
english: I have a computer.

netspeak: yay mooper!
english: My computer makes me happy, YAY for my computer.

netspeak: I can haz mooper plox?
english: May I have a computer?

by Sansui350A October 27, 2010

mooper

a person who seems to exhale gas/crap from his/her anus very frequently

I don't want to hang around that mooper because I get nauseated when I do.

by Scrumptious Buns June 10, 2003