monkish

1. Acting in a way similar to Adrian Monk (from the TV show, Monk)
2. has obsessive-compulsive tendencies, usually used humorously

Did you see him organizing his silverware throughout dinner? He's so monkish.

by Senor Flik June 16, 2007

Monkito

Someone that acts like an ape when get's annoyed by their bf or gf.

Makes bonobo and chimpanzee noises while annoyed.

Neves: What have I done now? Why are u being a monkito?
Raul (while being clearly annoyed at Neves): Nah I'm not, nothing's wrong

Neves: Sure, whatever

by woodlane March 2, 2018

Funki Monki Friday

The greatest holiday, every friday. PRAISE THE MONKI!

"ITS FUNKI MONKI FRIDAY!!!" - Me

by Rich Rapper Man From China January 15, 2021

Sea Monkies

When one eats an excessive amount of lettuce, chewed properly, which is then spewed out in diarrheal form... Resulting in what appears to be sea monkies floating in the toilet bowl.

Dude, that ranch from arbys fucked up my stomach... caused me to blow sea monkies all afternoon. Damn Paul Newman.

by JonDay February 10, 2009

brass monkie

A heroin user
(Cockney rhyming slang - junkie)

"They put UV lights in the crapper at asda so the brass monkeys could not find a vein to jack up."

by Juan Skinner July 13, 2005

Doucheolous monkitoes

The scientific term used for "douch monkey".

"Gosh, my english teacher is such a doucheolous monkitoes, he assigns way too much homework!"

by Desserts January 11, 2015

monki

The plural of "monkey"

"Dang, that's a bunch of monki in that cage."

"Werd."

by FarmTruk March 1, 2008