monkeyterd

Jackass, idiot, n00b. A complete idiot.

by BlackCobra September 13, 2003

Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!

I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and when the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!

by TempleofJews August 3, 2018

monkeyseeds

An exclamation of dissatisfaction.

I lost the election?! Awww, monkeyseeds.

by Keta September 8, 2003

Mopeyhead

The act of receiving oral sex from an Emo chick.

Dude, I met some Emo chick last night and got some mopeyhead. Then I laughed at her poetry.

by Jreagal6187 October 10, 2010

monkeyed

Having seen, read, or heard mentioned the word monkey during the course of a day. This more like a life observation passed on to another whom is willing to participate by paying attention.

Damn, I got monkeyed by a tv commercial today.

by greyhat December 18, 2014

Monkeyed

The art of a broker fooling a trader into a poor trading decision through the use of alternative facts or fake news.

Man I really didn't want to sell that but the bookie monkeyed me.

by leccytrader1 May 11, 2017

Monkey Head

When a partner goes apeshit on your cock.

Yo, Sara was an animal last night, she gave me serious monkey head.

by SwitchHitter December 9, 2008