Monkeyfunk

Basically just a slightly more polite word for 'fuck'

What the monkeyfunk happened last night?

by Matt Squires April 16, 2008

Moneybunz

Used as a stripper name for new or inexperienced male strippers who have nice asses. Often times they have totally normal names (i.e. Ethan) but use their stripper name to hide the fact that they have the personality of a chicken nugget.

"Did you see Ethan work the pole last night?"
"Yeah, he slipped and broke his collar bone. What a moneybunz."

by Just_Rey October 9, 2017

monkeybull

The dude who constantly attempts to provoke a response in others by doing nasty fucking shit or saying supremely ignorant shit akin to just begging to be punched in the face.

That monkeybull took a massive shit not only leaving the toilet clogged, but somehow managed to smear an ass-skid of crap on the toilet seat, leave a shit smear on the toilet paper roll itself and some poop on damn toilet flusher. Then the monkeybull bitched about the kitchen counters being dirty.

by Mskittypurrs December 9, 2020

monkeybonk

When you whack someone over the head with your penis

I’ll hit Kyle with a monkeybonk

by Jittabugz January 20, 2023

monkeybutter

(n.) Any by-product or discharge from any human activity that, while pleasant enough at the time, afterward is in some way less attractive; (adj.) Anything that in retrospect might not have been such a good idea, (Orig. from sticky discharge after sex).

1. You were so hot tonight I'm all slathered in monkeybutter!

2. Get that monkeybutter chair from Ikea out of here!

by affidavid April 23, 2006

monkeybutton

Another word for your bum hole, specifically a female one.
During sex apply pressure or penetrate and the female makes monkey noises.
EW EW EW E E E AH AH AH

John was licking Mary and started pressing her monkeybutton, she went apeshit.

by Buzzie July 27, 2006

Monkeybone

An extremely stupid (but good) movie about a cartoonist, his most famous creation, his girlfriend, and the dream world. Don't watch it if you hated Freddy Got Fingered or if you are adverse to talking monkeys.

I still remember when I rented Monkeybone...Shawn B. and I laughed so hard, we almost choked to death...

by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003