Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.

That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 22, 2024

Pin the Tail on the Monkey

To purposely make a person who truly loves you feel like all the downs in your relationship are her fault.

" I'm going to play pin the tail on the monkey. " Has anyone seen my girlfriend?"

by Betterthantheythink April 18, 2018

monkeys tail

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea

"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

kids got tail money

This phrase is used when eluding to someones wealth. Saying they have "tail money" infers the fact that they have money for coats with tails.

"What happened to Duncan's new flat screen?"

"He trashed it so he had an excuse to get that new Philips TV."

"Damn. Kids got tail money."

by DJterror October 14, 2009

Monkeytail Beard

A style of beard that resembles a monkey's tail wrapped around the face.

It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side.

Hey, nice monkeytail beard. You look like an idiot.

by tomphiltrontastic November 9, 2011

monkeytail

A shit so long and large that it reaches the bottom of the toilet while still connected to your ass.

My girlfriend ate so much yesterday, that when she took a shit, it was like a monkeytail.

by R L D November 2, 2006

monkeytail

Monkeytail beards start at one ear and then wrap around your chin and mouth

Luke: What the heck is that thing on your face!? It looks like you just finished picking the ticks off a monkey's nuts with your teeth.

Wilger: This thing? It's my monkeytail beard!

by howlingmadwilger October 31, 2011