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Slut Monkey

Chillin. Because he's a slut and smells like shit, much like a monkey.
Lego: "Chillin let's fuck. :D"
Chillin: "K cuz I'm a slut monkey. :D"
by Anonymous February 18, 2003
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slut monkey

usually female, one who has sex with every one, even monkeys.
high chance of aids, hiv, syphilis, or some primate std that has not graced our streets yet.
or a tail.
which could be awkward...
Stoner: Dude! I went to the zoo yesterday and there were like fourhundred slut monkeys! I swear i was like... what why arent you in cages?! hahhh
by eeeeeek May 7, 2008
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Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey

Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey is a phrase that describes women in particular. It means that the woman described loves to give guys head and when they cum she swallows it. The woman is also as disgusting as the gutters ,aka slums, that you may find her in. This woman is also known to go through many men or even get paid to give heead. On the other hand this woman is also as ugly as a monkey.
Guy 1: Hey bro, you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man. Why?

Guy 1: I hear she is a cum guzzling gutter slut monkey.

Guy 2: Really, well she must give good head. But why is she here?
Guy 1: She must be lost.
by Blademaster5197 October 15, 2014
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Money Slut

A Money Slut is a person who wants only money with no regard to society, the environment, or to humanity.
I am a Money Slut and I am here to make lots of money and if I kill some fish or run some people out of their homes that is all right by me.
by MikeSpeaks June 11, 2011
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Money Slut

These ladies are the filth of society. They search out a partner and the only attribute that is of interest to them is financial. Often seen with gentlemen twice their age, or in large expensive vehicles. They very rarely have children as they are too selfish to look after anyone except themselves. These ladies are the same as whores, except they have to stay with the client until he dies, then claims the money that the client (husband) has left her.
Samuel: Wasn't the funeral sad, I didn't see any tears from the dead mans widow though, I thought it was his daughter until Debbie told me it was his wife.
Mark: Yeah, she's a "Money Slut", she was fucking behind his back for years, I even had a piece of her ass last May. She's loaded now though.
by Paul Fleming July 10, 2006
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slut money

that sneaky friend who steals your muffin
by TadicRicemaster June 9, 2017
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