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garlic butter croissant monkey balls

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.
Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.
by lucaca May 6, 2022
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Butter the Monkey

Actions that result in a woman being ready for penetration.
I whispered something in her ear. By the way she wiggled, shifting her weight, I knew that I had just helped her butter the monkey.
by cherrypicker, uk June 6, 2009
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money butter

adjective
1.
of such excellence, grandeur, or beauty as to inspire great admiration or awe.
Something that is so awesome you had to combine the two most awesome things in life: money and butter.

synonyms: awesome, awe-inspiring, majestic, magnificent, sublime, glorious, superb, wonderful, marvelous, splendid, amazing, groovy, totally wicked, incredibly smooth.

It is noted that adding "straight" to the beginning of this phrase amplifies the awesomeness with the phrase "straight money butter"
"How good was the new Deadpool movie?"
"Dude, it was straight Money Butter"

"Sick"

awesome nectar wicked sublime wicked groovy incredible
by JJ coolio August 20, 2016
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monkeybutter

(n.) A pet name used for a very close female friend. Your "monkeybutter" is usually someone you trust a lot and hold in high regard.
"Aww, you know you're my monkeybutter."
by AJ August 12, 2003
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monkeybutter

(n.) Any by-product or discharge from any human activity that, while pleasant enough at the time, afterward is in some way less attractive; (adj.) Anything that in retrospect might not have been such a good idea, (Orig. from sticky discharge after sex).
1. You were so hot tonight I'm all slathered in monkeybutter!

2. Get that monkeybutter chair from Ikea out of here!
by affidavid April 23, 2006
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monkeybutter

A Sweaty Testicle ( when they stick to the inside of your thighs )
My MonkeyButters have been sitting in the sun for 2 hours.. now im going to slap you in the face with them
by synapd May 13, 2005
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