Thirsty Monkees

Overly horny males usually found pestering desirable but uninterested women who try to hard and generally don’t get the message their attention is unwanted

“Geez, this app is filled with dic pics and Thirsty Monkees”

by HeyitzHelium January 12, 2022

Drunk Monkee

A person who frequently gets drunk and causes trouble.

Jon was acting like a drunk monkee again, so I kicked his azz.

by unstable bob gable January 8, 2006

porch monkee

A member of the 60's pop group The Monkees sitting on a porch.

Mike Nesmith is sitting on his front porch. What a porch monkee!

by Peaches and Cream August 8, 2006

porch monkee

the most badass gang in minnesota, these fuckers drink, smoke, and last but not least fuckin hack it up. we fight fuckin skinnies who spit sand, we will fuckin take anyone out. we sell the dankest bud in the planet.

PM 4 Life. PM | 4:20

by Jon Kieley February 19, 2005

monkee phur

the shit

you's stylin' in dhat monkee phur

by bhavani ganna- va- rape- U ! February 7, 2004

funee monkee bhop

when u hit mad p with your hops

teammate: "you have some funee monkee bhops skills"
you: "thanks"
*you fail to bhop to banana and fucking die*

by silver elite master January 12, 2021

The Monkees

A retired rock group best known for songs such as "I'm a Believer," "Last Train to Clarksville," "Daydream Believer (Cheer Up, Sleepy Jean)," and "A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You." While they disbanded and reformed several times since their inception in the 1960's, they ultimately remained active for well over fifty years before embarking on a farewell tour that concluded in November 2021.

The Monkees were composed of four musicians. Three were American, and one was British. They are as follows:
-George Michael Dolenz, Jr. (Micky Dolenz; Born March 8, 1945)

-Robert Michael Nesmith (Michael Nesmith; December 30, 1942 - December 10, 2021)

-David Thomas Jones (Davy Jones; December 30, 1945 - February 29, 2012. Yes, he died on leap day.)

-Peter Tork (Born Peter Halsten Thorkelson; February 13, 1942 - February 21, 2019)

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 17, 2021