monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.

Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!

by Twiste 13 December 2, 2013

shadow monk

stick a sock over your boner and then stand in front of a lamp and cast a shadow monk
on the wall

I broke up the party vibe by sporting a shadow monk in front of my
best friend's Mom.

by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

Shaolin Monk

Born out of necessity, a true follower of the worlds oldest and most complete system of martial arts. They are put through some of the most grueling and demanding training at the Buddhist Songshan temple in China, Austria, or New York, where ever they happen to be, which in the end has produced some of the most skilled and talented warriors this world has ever had the privilege of beholding.

These guys do iron groin training...sounds like time for an image search, eh?

Oh man! I made fun of that bald guy in the orange robe and he put his big toe through my chode.

You - oh master i wish to be a shaolin monk!

Shaolin Monk - yes student that will be fifty dollars.

You - ....

Shaolin Monk - CHEEYAH!!!!!!!!

You - *dead*

by Galvin Blascock March 24, 2007

Slap the Monk

1. Masterbation.

2. Beating your penis profusely.

I caught that nigga Joe on rude.com on his laptop. I knew he slap the monk every once in a while.

by YoungPop21 August 22, 2009

chillin' like a shaolin monk

When someone is so chill they are down to the level of a shaolin monk. They are very cool and down to Earth, almost in a meditative state.

Johnny was in debt up to his ears, he lost his job and his wife divorced him. To top it off, some kid just broke his LCD tv. But all that didn't matter, because he was chillin' like a shaolin monk.

by slamm3r_911 March 27, 2011

Server Monk

In the post-apocalyptic radio series "Tales from the Afternow," Server Monks are "monks that get a cybernetic jack in the crown of the head, usually between the eyes on the forehead, to allow them to connect to the Internet and walk through a virtual world. They worship Server as a god and are the masters of the virtual world. They reside in temples and have acolytes and petitioners that cater to their needs."

In popular parlance, the term is sometimes used to indicate a person with an intuitive and deep affinity for technology, or someone who needs to constantly be "plugged in" in order to feel comfortable.

"Since I got a phone with Internet access, I've become such a Server Monk. It makes me nervous to be without Wikipedia even for a second!"

by RealityApologist August 11, 2008

Spunk on a monk

The act of ejaculating on a bald religious man who lives in a monastery.

Strange person: Right, I'm off to the monastery to spunk on a monk now.

by Rob Heath February 11, 2006