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Shadow-mentoring

Definition: Following someone without letting them know you follow them.
I follow Teyler Path on YouTube. This man is my shadow-mentor, I religiously follow his tips and tricks while working out. I am forever grateful to him for shadow-mentoring.
by retiredretardreturns August 14, 2023
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Motoring

The act of sightseeing tourist spots or famous landmarks while staying inside of your motor vehicle. Usually done in busy places.

Coined in San Miguel de Allende
Chad: "We should go motoring to Tequisquiapan."
Stacy: "I'd love to see it while staying inside the car!"
by Garfield Funkle June 4, 2023
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Cookie Monstering

The moment when your nipples are pointing in two different directions imitating Cookie Monster's googly eyes.
Am I cookie monstering in this bikini top?
by __Kris__ June 19, 2022
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Monstering

Vomiting while one is having diarrhea.
why let food poisoning slow a nigh of drinking? the wost that can happens a little bit of monstering.
by Say! April 3, 2010
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Motoring Citations

That crap piece of paper you get on the windshield of your car parking in downtown areas of most inner cities if you don’t feed the meter or move your car every two hrs to a designated new street at certain giving times of the day. Time to spread some butter.:::: Beats the hell out of that $40-$75-$120 ticket for parking Vio’s;)
KellyGean’s

Revised version of parking Citations:
We should randomly go around putting these Motoring Citations on peoples cars and see how it fucks with the stiffs and cases. Spread some Buttery Fly’ cheer. Writing some one up does not instantly make you a goody two shoes or do gooder. In fact we are contributing to the “collective good,” as far as motoring karma goes. The real Citations’ I can make copies of look authentic and better than this written version

Cit# 3061580 Month: date: Year:

Time: Mimi__4*4__SUV__COUPE__SEDAN__CoNV__CycLE___OTHER__
License #______ State___ Vehicle Color____
Location:________

____1:::Nice parking –- A good parking job is one of those things in life that is rarely rewarded, but greatly appreciated. Words cannot express how glad we are that you resisted the temptation to double park. Please, except this thank you from the rest of the known motoring world.
____2::::Wash Me--Congratulations. Your car is absolutely filthy. This means you have really enjoyed motoring to the fullest sense of the word. Keep up the good work.
___3:::Sweet wheels-- You are to be commended on your choice of wheels. Wheels say so much about the car’s owner. Reflects originality, and understanding of flair for creativity and bold commitments to driving something that doesn’t look like every other car on the road. Kudo’s.
___4::: Great Bumper Sticker-- Humor is important, especially when you’re stuck in traffic. Without it, we’d all just be getting from point A to point B. But you took the time to change that. And never mentioned once that you’re an honors student, thanks for that.
___5:::Thanks for going Topless-- You’re motoring convertible the way it was meant to be done: Open trusted the world not to rob you blind. And that’s special.
___6::: Nice custom—Obviously you’ve put a lot of work into your car. Your paint is hot. Your wheels are the shizzle. Well done. Every one loves an original.
___7:::Have a nice day-- People often use salutations but don’t really mean it. In fact, some uniformed peacekeepers mean the exact OPPOSITE. This is not our intention. Honestly, we just want your day to be pleasant and enjoyable. No strings attached.
___8:::Nice MUD—Wow, you actually took your SUV off the road. Very cool keep it up.
Motoring Citations O sarcasm;)
by KellzkbellsOluvinB February 8, 2010
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Motoring

The act of not knowing whether you are eating out a girls asshole or pussy.
Oh man I cant believe i was motoring this girl last night...it was gross
by mynameisjack April 30, 2009
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Monstering

I'm in charge of monstering at Liam's party.
by cjv. January 20, 2009
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