Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.
Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.
More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.
Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.
More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.
Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie
Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.
Jeremy: fuck this shit, man
Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.
Jeremy: fuck this shit, man
by rikki-bobbi November 4, 2009
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Generally an older car worth less than a thousand dollars with ten thousand dollar rims and tires and a five thousand dollar stereo.
The body is usually wrecked from nigger bitches driving it while splibbing on their cell phones.
Sometimes referred to as a pimp mobile, clown car, ho transport, ghetto cruiser, crack cruiser, shit box, ghetto phone booth, afro sheen machine or a jerry curl junker.
Generally an older car worth less than a thousand dollars with ten thousand dollar rims and tires and a five thousand dollar stereo.
The body is usually wrecked from nigger bitches driving it while splibbing on their cell phones.
Sometimes referred to as a pimp mobile, clown car, ho transport, ghetto cruiser, crack cruiser, shit box, ghetto phone booth, afro sheen machine or a jerry curl junker.
by jsd9632 February 29, 2012
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The voice of the universe. A soothsayer and wisdom spreader. A woman with magical powers and a snow leopard to ride through the universe on.
Me: have you gone to see Monali yet?
Them: No, not yet.
Me: You have to!!! It'll change your life!
Them: Whoa...really?
Me: Totally!
Them: No, not yet.
Me: You have to!!! It'll change your life!
Them: Whoa...really?
Me: Totally!
by Artichokes4life June 5, 2017
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can be written also as: Manila-ed
can be written also as: Manila-ed
by I Get So Emotional Baby June 20, 2020
Get the Manila'd mug.a very dumb ad that is a waste of life and has a very stupid caption on it can say OMG THIS LEVEL IS SO HARD an example of a mobile game its advertising is like a parkour game or a color game and the ad might say u can get money in it dont trust those too they are likely scams
by notcoolguy123 October 21, 2020
Get the mobile game ads mug.A term for a vehicle thats often used for trap purposes. Popularized by the Beech, some say he invented it.
by onlycorrects February 28, 2020
Get the Trap mobile mug.The delicious act of getting all the male mobile employees to come in early on a work day disrobe and get face to ass amongst each other. This is usually orchestrated by a morbidly obese supervisor or assistant manager under the false pretense that it builds teamwork and morale.
by Franky619 October 27, 2010
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