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moneyfinder

when someone has a large nose and is also very stingy with money. often jewish in origin and will also be referred to as a jew but friends or peers
Tom's moneyfinder poked me in the eye when he turned around today
by the time travellers wife August 6, 2016
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Poopsmall Moneybig

You say this whenever you see a fat retar
Chef Gay: Wassup
Niggalas: OH SHIT POOPSMALL MONEYBIG 😎
by daquavious69 August 7, 2021
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bald monkeying

When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you
Yeah jake is bald monkeying with me so i might just block him on snap
by emilyisveryhot June 4, 2023
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Monking

The practice where a venerated wise person or leader (female) is, upon their death, buired for exactly three days. At the end of the third day the body is excavated. Water is pumped into the body via the vagina, and then the juices are allowed to run back out, over the faces of those deemed fit to recieve them. It is thought that by this practice, the knowledge the deceased is passed on to the living.
Tends to be used as an insult - 'yeah, he probably goes monking in his spare time anyway.'
by pringleslid March 25, 2004
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monking

A term used to describe an individual playing a healer in the game Guild Wars. Most oftentimes, players suck at monking because they over-heal, wasting energy, or lack the ability to concentrate on red bars going down.
Gee, Leon sure sucks at monking. Maybe he should play a W/Mo instead.
by steven steve December 11, 2007
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monking

The theft of lawn gnomes, lawn decorations and seasonal decorations.
"Lets go monking"
"I went monking last night"
"I monked a lawn gnome last night"
by Jon Pedersen November 10, 2006
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drive by monkeying

when someone does very loud monkey noises from a moving vehicle to people waiting for buses at bus stops late at night and startling them.
last nite, my buddy and i went drive by monkeying, and we scared the shit out of this old woman waiting for a bus on a bench, it was fuckin hilarious!!!
by frank valente October 22, 2006
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