Molestarded

When someone, usually a woman, decides to make stupid decisions that lead to the unfortunate rape of that individual. Usually involves alcohol and is something that your parents have told you several times.

Joe: Did you hear? Melissa was raped last night.

Steve: Well I'm not surprised, she left the bar completely hammered and took the walk home through a dark alley...

Joe: Man, she is so molestarded

by arose22 November 6, 2011

molestar

Spanish teachers try to pass off this word as "to bother, to annoy" however, that is the PG version and is not true. It means to molest. Passionately. WARNING: IF YOUR SPANISH TEACHER ASKS IF IT'S OKAY TO MOLESTAR YOU...SAY NO!"

You may have heard of the "Rape Song" but this is the "MOLESTAR SONG"

"Stop! Don't touch me there. This is my private square. M-O-L-E-S-T-A-R. Get your penis out of meee. MOLESTAR. MOLESTAR. MOLESTAR.

by Mr. Manzi June 3, 2007

Monetarianism

- noun
1. a spiritual connection to getting mad amounts of money
2. of, or related to, getting ridiculous amounts of money
3. the lifelong quest of a red cat, often spread to red kittens

- adjective
1. monetarianistic: quality representing one or something that is always in pursuit of the money

- idioms
1. to become enmonied: reaching the state of ridiculous amounts of money, analogous to Nirvana in Buddhism
2. get the money: a remark often made to red kittens originating with the leader of the Ashamus

You believe in monetarianism? YEAAA SON!! GET THE MONEY!!

Remember your philosophical -isms, such as absurdism, determinism, and monetarianism.

by [e-mail] January 19, 2011

Monetary Fracking

You've heard of 'hydraulic fracturing' e.g., the use of high pressure fluids into the ground to release hydrocarbons for energy use. In 2011 I coined the phrase "monetary fracking" to mean the use of massive amounts of monetary liquidity by the Federal Reserve injected deep in the bowels of our ailing economy to release the true economic engine of the American consumer. I observed the Fed printing and pumping it directly to the banking system with the hopes that the banks would lend it. But alas, our credit had been too severely damaged, our assets depleted by the financial whores of Wall Street, our savings and retirement destroyed; in effect, we were devastated and decimated So instead of "bailing out" the banks I felt that unless we bailout ourselves we will never be able to buy anything again. I pondered - how can we get the Fed to directly remunerate the millions of us directly affected by the criminal acts of the perpetrators? It would be too politically incorrect to just give money to the people - that would never fly. But how about utilizing the American way? A gigantic class action lawsuit to compensate the victims Only the Fed can create enough dollars to compensate the victims. They will print $3 trillion and distribute it through the IRS to those who can prove bankruptcy, loss of job, loss of business, loss of house, foreclosure, etc. The resulting funds in the economy will pump-prime the system to create demand and we will buy things, save, pay off debts, et al.

Monetary Fracking is where the Fed prints dollars and sends it to the IRS. The IRS checks their records to see if (1) I owe taxes and (2) if I am an alien and (3) if I was financially damaged during this Great Recession. The IRS then sends $400,000 to me by check or direct deposit. I replenish my savings and retirement accounts, payoff my house, buy a new 2014 Hyundai Sonata, re-start my business. My life is back to normal with gasoline now at $5.00 a gallon - but I don't care, I am whole again.

by jayparker1 August 20, 2013

molestard

muh-lest-ard- a) noun - One whom despite their disabilities, takes pleasure in the inappropriate touching and fondling of underage children and/or people that are several generations younger than their own age group. Can be a result of any form of disability; emotional, physical, mental, social, genetic, etc.

Did you see the way Dudley was staring at that little boy? He is such a total molestard!

by impsdlight July 29, 2015

monetary values

it is when you have money or a satisfaction of helping a business or people the business u work for then collects the satisfaction and then in turn has monetary value.

i worked at a nonprofit organization and the boss told me how much monetary values the business got from the satisfaction of helping others.

by brony1209 March 9, 2016

Anti distinctly minty monetarism

Prince George's unsuccessful attempt to say "antidisestablishmentarianism" in the TV series "Blackadder the Third".

Anti distinctly minty monetarism is not the longest word in the English language

by Tunntsd March 9, 2019