inner modelogue

(noun) Dialogue to yourself that causes you to make bad decisions based on your over-inflated egotistical self image.

Thoughts you have to yourself when you look in a mirror.

I know I shouldn't have let that creepy guy take pictures of me, but my inner modelogue just told me to do it. What if he'd been a talent scout??

The other day, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and my inner modelogue went crazy.

by shanut March 16, 2009

mondeo man

Career driver, especially travelling salesman. From the large numbers of Ford Mondeos used as company cars.

If youre in the fast lane, stuck behind a van, doing 90 anyway, mondeo man will always tailgate you flashing his lights.

by oracle August 19, 2004

Modelo switch

As a result of the coronavirus pandemic and the world population's shared negative association with the word, "corona," AB InBev beer company haulted production of Corona Extra. Many consumers have replaced the once popular beer with Modelo Especial without blinking.

Anyone: "Hey, what you drinking, a Modelo?

Human: "Yep. I made the Modelo switch!"

Anyone: "Nice, an even tastier alternative, really."

Human: "For sure. This change is permanent, no doubt."

by Fauxless April 27, 2020

modeloté

It's a modelo rapped in a corn husk as a beer cozy with ice on the bottom of the can.

Me and the homies were drinking at the park but we had to disguise the beer into a modeloté cozy

by MagicHandz August 25, 2021

Modelo Man

“Referring to when -Modelo Man- knocks out his opponents and hands them a case of Modelo”

“Yo did you see the Modelo Man last night?”

“Hell Yeah! It’s so funny when he hands them a Modelo after beating their ass”

by petty998 October 1, 2021

fernand mondego

The guy that pretends to be your friend but will actually ruin your life.

Damn, I never knew he was such a Fernand Mondego!

by ButtLicc June 11, 2017

Modelo time

The only time you can get Modelo and drink how much you fucken what

1p: what time is it
(Grabs a beer)
2p: oh sh** is Modelo time ese

by Yung Chung king September 9, 2019