molson canadian

The best thing this land has to offer.

Kick ass taste and a fair price,
often seen on commercials during a hockey game.

Canadian: Hey! you want a molson canadian?
American: yeah sure. Dam! you guys know whats good!

by Ramy poo June 2, 2012

momsense

When a mother's logic is so skewed its nonsense to everyone but her. Often occurs in cases where the mother refuses to be wrong about something to her kid.

Mother: You need to mow the lawn.
Son: its snowing right now, thats momsense.
Mother: You still need to mow the lawn.

by jaybrown January 10, 2009

Monsond

The result of any action that starts great and ends up horribly wrong.

I really had that job interview nailed, until I got monsond.

by Stanley Casey March 13, 2013

snowy molson

The act of using a beer bottle to masturbate a woman while she has a yeast infection.

Tom couldn't return the bottle he used to give Heather a snowy molson because you can't recycle yeast infection.

by Tom, Neil, Bill, Jon May 19, 2007

Monson

The definition of a superior being in ways of Strength, Intelligence, and able to adapt and overcome all odds.

That kid survived being stranded for 5 years on a island he must of monsoned it.

Did you see that man pull off that feat?! He's a fucking Monson!

by Lcpl Type March 10, 2009

Molson

the finest beer known to man.

The Bud Light i had was so bad i had to wash it down with 3 Molsons.

by George February 5, 2005

Momoness

Being or having the characteristics of a momo.

Dammit MOMO! Stop the momoness

by Daniel Pierce Logan January 22, 2003