Mommenting

When one's mother comments on their status with things like, "That's lovely, but make sure you're home by 10," or "Your friends should watch their mouths on the internet."

I bet Josh was so embarrassed by all his mother's mommenting.

by jlay9 February 28, 2010

Mommer

When someone's unnaturally deep voice vibrates through the ceiling

For God's sake, I'm trying to sleep and all I can hear is your voice mommering through the walls!

by Lazjaz December 26, 2019

mummert

to pick up someone who is much younger than oneself. usually used in a derogatory fashion, in the manner of cradle robber. see manther and cougar.

i was going to go to 70's night at the club but i didn't want to get mummerted.

by terrythefunkjedi January 6, 2009

mommer

one who nails the mothers of other people

jas and trevor are the ultimate mommers, they've got about 60 of them

by jastrevchahalsails July 26, 2005

Bryan Mummert

An ok guy. He knows what other people want to do, and is very tolerant. Willing to try anything, and will do anything he can to help someone in need.

"I need some help Bryan Mummert"
"Ok"
"Bryan you're so cool :)"

by Wesker2236 February 3, 2010

Nick Momment

When someone speaks of a topic in a group that is not relevant to what the group was talking about.

Nicholas Field Evented the Nick Momment.

Guy1: Did you hear about that fight at the Plazza the other night?

Guy2: Yeah man i was in it.

Nick: Yes i have pubic hairs.

Guy1: That was a Nick Momment.

by Awsomekids09 August 18, 2009

mommer

Someone who immediately goes after a person's mother if you talk smack to them

Unsuspecting jokester: Hey, 1982 called and said it wants that shirt back.

Mommer: Oh yeah, that's not what your mother said when I was nailing her last night.

Unsuspecting jokester: Huh?

by ITGuy1972 May 18, 2010