Definitions by ITGuy1972

mommer 

Someone who immediately goes after a person's mother if you talk smack to them

Unsuspecting jokester: Hey, 1982 called and said it wants that shirt back.

Mommer: Oh yeah, that's not what your mother said when I was nailing her last night.

Unsuspecting jokester: Huh?

mommer by ITGuy1972 May 18, 2010