mombat

a mother that is still too clingy after her kids are grown and on their own.

I invited Dylan to the party tonight but he had to go over to his moms place instead. She is quite the mombat and I think the umbilical cord is still attached. {clingy}

by jujube59 December 20, 2010

mombanger

The PG-13 version of the term motherfucker.

Samuel L. Jackson is the man. That mombanger could have starred in The King's Speech and it would've won just as many awards, if not all of them.

by RizzleMcRizz April 29, 2011

Black Momba

Virus that overtakes the stomach with instense pain and frequent bolts to the restroom. Poison althrougout your body. Also causes mind to function on a less than coherant state. Loud explosions of profanity and vulgar humor are recognized side effects. Contracted normally through bad diet after a long long period of drinking. You'll wake up still drunk normally keeping the feeling alive with more alcohol and bad food. Hot Wings, BBQ Ribs, and Beef Jerkey are part of the diet often associated with Black Momba or BM. Much worse than the normal shits or being hungover/drunk the next day. Can also be contracted by being bit or having intercourse with a BM positive organism. Virus origniated in Portugal and has links back to Don King in the Mike Tyson glory days.

My roomate said I got black momba from riding on the tractor in my bathing suit.

Josh got black momba when Tony ate too much jerkey and bit him for lying.

There's not enough toilet paper in the world to clear that shit when Ivan gets black momba.

by lrakow September 19, 2008

Moobak

Term used to describe a person who constantly hurls bombs at others.

Peter Matovina is a major moobak.

by Weapons Inspection Officer April 23, 2003

moobak

the opposite of exploding

pat made this idiotic word up cause he moobak-ed in class

by lambbizzle June 5, 2005

Mombassa Bench Press

I’ll make one up right now. The Mombassa bench press: When you fuck a black girl reverse cowgirl, while two slaves under each one of her legs lift her up and down, giving you an effortless free fuck fit for a King. Optional: you are holding 2 gold plated desert eagles.

“Missed you at the pub Randy, where were you?”

“Oh I was just giving Ayana from accounting a Mombassa Bench Press”

by captaincrunk March 27, 2020

Momba

A raid of a certain race or species who are generally not wanted there

God damn momba's are coming, mother fuckers better learn not to come around my town.

by Orcking January 18, 2017