Mollester

Adjective. Something white trash, low class and totally pathetic people accuse others of being out of malice when they are too uneducated to know how to spell it and too ignorant and/or lazy to look it up.

They were falsely accused of being child mollesters by the sick fucks whose minds work like that and who should be locked up for thinking things like that in the first place.

by Considerthesources January 12, 2005

mollered

To break or make worse a computer system while trying to fix or enhance said system.

Crikey, that fix last week has been mollered

by the dawg November 8, 2004

mulleted

having an unfortunate mullet by accident.

you fall asleep at a random party, after drinking to much and you start to see racoons. you wake up at 6 in the morning dragging yourself to your apt. when you discover people are looking at you with fear in their eyes. when you finally come home and look in the mirror you discover that you have the worlds worst mullet. guess you just got mulleted.

by shmort March 22, 2009

Molexted

when you get sexted by someone that you dont want to sext with.

WTF dude Cindy just molexted me.

That's fucking gross man.

by ricearoni24 April 17, 2011

Malleted

To have had sex and found it to be rubbish.

Sandra was malleted by Gary.

by The Scotsman September 30, 2005

Molexted

When someone gets sexted by someone they didn't want to be sexted by

Jane molexted my last night when she sent me dirty texts that made me uncomfortable

by Oh iTs Pyro April 23, 2011

Molested

The state of being so violently high that one can only describe the feeling as having been "molested" by marijuana.

A sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they're seated.

The head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick molasses.

Most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.

David: ...woh...we just ripped that lux like 8 times in 8 minutes...i think...

Chris: ...i'm sooooo molested...

David: ...gurgle...

by RIPYoda October 4, 2010