Hans Moleman

A large mole situated above the penile region that turns the female status away from the genitals, therefore receiving no oral pleasure ever in there lifetime.

Did u see that Josh Brown kid today, god he has a wopper of a hans moleman

by Mason Ward January 4, 2008

Moleman

Character from the hit musical "Phil and that evil mustache" played by the one and only Tommy Rathbun. Tommy Rathbun did not only play the moleman the musical, he also created characters in 3-D and co-wrote the musical.

I never thought of a moleman as cute before Tommy played it.

by aidengirl666 April 13, 2010