molastic

something that is extremely slow moving. (excruciatingly slow.)

"The pacing of that movie was molastic, I thought it would never end!"

"This internet connection is molastic. I've been trying to download this file for an hour."

by Hey, Strange May 10, 2008

molahs

a word meaning goodbye in andrialand.

HISTORY:

A man was spotteth by ancienteth explorereth Andreth the Greateth. He fought for he right to say the swear word "Shalom", but Andreth the Greateth defeated him. The word molahs, the backwards version, is now used as a comforting saying of goodbye in andrialand.

Molahs my friends! I must reviseth, molahs!

by Linda Zingo June 4, 2020

sweet sassy molassey

An exclamation indicating an impressive action.

Sweet sassy molassey, Obama just clinched the nomination!

by Andrew Butterworth June 22, 2008

molasses

A person with not many athletic abilities in the discipline of track and field.

Man that Kieran sure is molasses.

by Alex.Flash June 18, 2011

slow as molasses

Extremely slow, not moving fast, taking extra time

" I was trying to get the kids ready but Charlie was being as slow as molasses on a tin roof" "She's taking her time with her homework. I swear she is slower than molasses"

by Wearytaco January 10, 2019

gut molasses

is a grrrls' band from Russia, playin' grunge/punk in the oldschool way.
It meansыьер disgusting, saprogenic, and at the same time pleasant, tasty and sweet. It's the original metaphor, that's constructed on contrast. The Theatre of the Absurd.

gut molasses

by sassydirtyblonde May 19, 2009

molasfuck

A combination of the words molasses and fuck. Generally associated with people who are extremely slow.

Wow, this guy in front of me is slower than molasfuck!

by BruceFuckYouWillis February 3, 2014