A condition one gets when they are so desperate for a boyfriend or girlfriend, that they are beyond merely "thirsty." Their mouth is figuratively as dry as the Mojave Desert.
Bro #1 "Man, that chick is thirsty! That's a turnoff bro!"
Bro#2 "Tell me about it, that chick has straight up Mojave Mouth! I thought I saw a tumble weed fall out!"
Bro#2 "Tell me about it, that chick has straight up Mojave Mouth! I thought I saw a tumble weed fall out!"
by Dutch McFly July 23, 2013
by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire April 16, 2020
The 2nd most Top ratchet School in Las Vegas. Everytime you step on there campus it be smelling like cows Shit all day . They got the most fakest bitches up in there . All there sport teams suck . They got to many Mexicans that try to act hard . Too many black people that try to be the ruler up in there when there really not . Theres a lot of white people that try to fit in to be black or mexican (fake ) .! Theres Asians that are just there chillen . Broke ass school in the history !
by La-ah November 24, 2013
Right before your girl needs to take a big dump you push your cock in her ass until shit comes out the sides like cheese-wiz. Then you ram it balls deep repeatedly. The shit makes good lube!
Note: Never attempt the Mojave Mud Plugger if she ate anything spicy the night before.
Note: Never attempt the Mojave Mud Plugger if she ate anything spicy the night before.
by Ricky Doodles March 22, 2007
A non penetrating sex position in which the male places his penis between a women’s thighs against her clit while standing. The women then crosses her legs to apply more pressure, from there the male begins to thrust.
Jake and Jamie are Christian’s but still want to get off. To avoid penetration Jamie gave Jake the Ol’ Mojave scissor trap
by Just joshin July 10, 2023
by nectardictionary April 28, 2019
the act of vomiting on the person sitting in the car seat in front of you; most commonly done while hungover, on the drive out of Las Vegas thru the Mojave Desert
by Sunshine Baldwin June 17, 2013