Mojave spanking

Involves two individuals, cactus, litter box, and a lot of imagination.

"I'd rather get some Mojave spanking then visit my in-laws."

by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire April 16, 2020

Mojave high school

The 2nd most Top ratchet School in Las Vegas. Everytime you step on there campus it be smelling like cows Shit all day . They got the most fakest bitches up in there . All there sport teams suck . They got to many Mexicans that try to act hard . Too many black people that try to be the ruler up in there when there really not . Theres a lot of white people that try to fit in to be black or mexican (fake ) .! Theres Asians that are just there chillen . Broke ass school in the history !

Mojave High School

by La-ah November 23, 2013

Mojave Mud Plugger

Right before your girl needs to take a big dump you push your cock in her ass until shit comes out the sides like cheese-wiz. Then you ram it balls deep repeatedly. The shit makes good lube!

Note: Never attempt the Mojave Mud Plugger if she ate anything spicy the night before.

Ann wasn't being a good girl so I gave here the Mojave Mud Plugger.

by Ricky Doodles March 26, 2007

Mac OS Mojave

the single best OS in the world

Bill: Hey, how's it going? I just got the latest Windows 10 PC.
Mac OS Mojave: BEGONE THOT

by nectardictionary April 28, 2019

Mojave scissor trap

A non penetrating sex position in which the male places his penis between a women’s thighs against her clit while standing. The women then crosses her legs to apply more pressure, from there the male begins to thrust.

Jake and Jamie are Christian’s but still want to get off. To avoid penetration Jamie gave Jake the Ol’ Mojave scissor trap

by Just joshin July 10, 2023

Mojave

A kind friend that will stay by your side till the end. Mojave is an amazing companion . Keep them in your life.

Mojave sat across from me in the lunch room.

by Juicy bum December 15, 2021

Mojave Jon

An American who's white ass ain't afraid of the beasts or the out world of unreality. Straight up descendant of the outlaws of the old west. Hard to look at without crying.

That guy looks like he could peel an apple with his eyes. Looks like Mojave Jon.

by Mo-Danglin May 20, 2014