dirty moffatt

When a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a dildo, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his ass while masterbating. After coming, the man pulls out the dildo, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.

bradly gave himself a dirty moffatt on the snowday.

by Alejandro Fernandez December 14, 2008

no mofo

Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds as if he likes someone else's mother.

I'm here to deliver a package to your mother. No mofo.
She's your mom?! No mofo.
Do you wanna screw Mrs. Robinson? No mofo.
Your mom wants my Schwetty balls. No mofo.

by antheezie. August 24, 2008

Mofoath

it is the combination of putting mother fucking oath together to create a smooth flowing word. It has a greater emphasis and a deeper emotional expression than bloody oath in order to convey one's exaggerated feelings towards a particular event, situation or circumstance.

Person 1 "Do you want a beer?"

Person 2 "Mofoath bruuhhh"

by procastimashing March 13, 2015

Moffat

a thing ALL whovians hate, despise, and still love.

my child was being a MOFFAT when she started crying

by the bad wolf May 15, 2013

ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe

What a frustrated crime monkey blurts out after he punches a standing rib roast at Cub Foods.

$14.99 a poun'? Thud..Thud..Smack...Slap.. ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe.

by running out of patience January 19, 2008

motown mofo

Pimp, crack dealer, whoe, or felon from detroit

kwame, monica, and coleman is a motown mofo.

by living n da D June 20, 2011

Steven Moffat

Steven Moffat OBE is the writer/producer of the hit BBC series Doctor Who and Sherlock. His work has been knowen to induce extreme feels in fans and bend their minds with paradoxs. Much like a vampire feeds on blood, Moffat feeds on fandom tears.

Brainy's the new sexy - Steven Moffat

by TheNerp June 24, 2016