mowed out drunk

Drunk beyond all belief, to be drunker than you have ever been.

Remember that time when fredo got mowed out drunk and fucked that stripper at Lollypops?

Yea man, he was really mowed out drunk!

by bike week 69 March 6, 2010

moned

the feeling you get after eating a strip of acid

i just ate lots of acid, i am now moned

by shroomcock September 26, 2013

Mormon Moped

The act of getting a blowjob and rimjob simultaneously

These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!

by Mikejaret February 25, 2017

mowed lawn

A woman with her pubic hair shaved is said to have a mowed lawn.

Candace got a mowed lawn today.

by Louisiana Tiger January 15, 2020

Moded and Corroded

Being put to extreme shame. When proven wrong, tricked, insulted, or embarrassed. Often times used with the phrase, "Your booty exploded". Also, it's said with a rhythm, as though it were a song.

Guy 1: Dude, did you just get yelled at by that old lady?
Guy 2: Yeah, she started hitting me with her purse, it hurt.
Guy 1: Hahaha. "Moded and corroded, your booty exploded!"

by M1lk_M4n October 4, 2009

Mocedian

A person who does comedy online but does not have the balls to do stand-up comedy in front of live audiences. They live on the internet

Jen Hatton is a mocedian

by Jen_Hatton June 13, 2018

meeda

Meeda's are sweet girls that always do their school work. If you have a Meeda in your life your suck a lucky person. While Meeda's are sweet they also have a sexy side to them. ;)

Person 1: I've been sad lately.
Person 2: you should talk to Meeda.

by Carrotsaregreat56 March 14, 2018