McConnell

n. A turtle-head shaped butt plug inserted after a session of anal sex, its principal purpose being to prevent the inadvertent escape of Santorum from the receiving partner’s anus.

Devin was lucky this time. Paul had a spare McConnell to lend him, and once it was inserted, he was able to hurry over to the White House without leaking Santorum into his pants.

by ciabrat May 30, 2018

Mitch McConnell

Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY)

McConnell is the leader of the party of NO! in the senate.

He is a typical southern G.O.P. senator who opposes anything that he perceives as "progressive" and strongly
opposes anything democrats bring up for a vote.

He is popular among Obama Haters for his strong opposition to President Obama's healthcare reform plans.

Mitch McConnell said in an interview he would do whatever

he could to defeat Obama's healthcare reform. He works

with his House counterpart John Boehner to obstruct

Obama's plans to solve America's problems.

by Charles_U_Farley May 24, 2010

McConaughey

a bong rip taken in the nude. An allusion to Matthew McConaughey's arrest for possession of marijuana while taking bong hits and playing bongo drums in the nude.

I woke up on Friday at 11 am, and started my day with a couple of McConaugheys.

by OsirusR July 17, 2009

Mokona

Mokona is Mokona. You count them one Mokona, two Mokona and then you stop because there's only two.

"Mokona is not a "thing"! Mokona is Mokona!"

by HaleyHanabusa March 18, 2010

loco moco

plate lunch. rice topped with hamburger patty, eggs, and gravy.

by ukepicker May 27, 2003

mojonopolistic

a large amount of a particular substance which is groovy in essence

danyelle's ass is sooo mojonopolistic

i'm so full, that food was soooo mojonopolistic

by Sexa T-Bone October 19, 2007

mitch mcconnell

Acting as a bitch! Ignoring facts and pretending to know everything.

Melissa is a mitch!

What do you mean?

She has been a mitch mcconnell whole semester.

by Ray mo October 5, 2019