mocket

Also spelled "mockit" (pronounced similarly). Means thoroughly dirty, of people rather than things, because the things do the dirtying.

I got right mockit cleaning out the cellar

by John Fergusson September 16, 2003

Gib monies, plox

A nerds way of saying give money please.

Poland: Hello Germoney, times are of rough and i am of in debt gib monies, plox.
Germany: Nein, Polen. Go clean toilet.

by UnkownWolf May 22, 2018

Maciej

He's probably some Russian/Czech/Polish dude who's always drinking or performing oral on someone, so don't expect him to reply to your DM's anytime soon.

All in all he's a hardcore motherfucker with a name you'll never be able to pronounce and never be able to get in touch with, but lets face it you still wanna be friends with him because he's pretty cool

Have you heard from Maciej recently?

Nah, he's probably drunk and balls deep in some chick

by dirtyDandy April 8, 2019

Maciej

a sexy polish lad with a heart of cold, he’ll sweet talk his way into your life and kill every crush you’ve ever had. he’s usually above average height and for some odd reason believes that he’s a pro gamer? he usually likes a girl that he classes as “way out of his league” however in reality she’s quite average at first glance. if you meet a maciej, then you’re lucky because they’re quite rare unless you’re in Poland.

“wow have you spoken to maciej recently?”
“nah man , he’s too busy with that girl to even come online anymore!”

by fucking_mint December 23, 2019

monie syndrome

a person who can’t spell nor make sense in their typing

monie syndrome example-
nobody:
monie: Thanks form future me Nd sure would I think he cute but hay he stop stoking me so

by a bad bih PERIOD September 21, 2019

Macie

An amazing girl with a golden heart, she cares for everyone but if you are being nasty to her, she fights back.. She’s really good looking but doesn’t realise it herself, she can be a bit shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her, she doesn’t stop talking!! She is amazing at Creative Arts and has a beautiful voice, if you have a Macie in your life, consider yourself lucky..

Boy 1: Who’s that girl over there?
Boy 2: That’s Macie, she seems pretty cool.

by Aaron Hawkin October 22, 2018

Mocedian

A person who does comedy online but does not have the balls to do stand-up comedy in front of live audiences. They live on the internet

Jen Hatton is a mocedian

by Jen_Hatton June 13, 2018