The Moby Dick

You first go to a local hardware store and purchase a broom handle. Then you purchase a dildo. You drill a hole in the bottom of the dildo so the handle can attach to it. You then ejaculate in your partner's mouth. They must keep it in their mouth while you throw your dildo spear at her bearded clam. Once you have successfully thrown in it her vagina, she shoots the sperm out of her mouth to simulate a blow hole.
I gave my girl The Moby Dick yesterday and she shot my man goo all over my ceiling.
by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 18, 2020
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Moby dicked

The act of covering your dick in baby powder and slaps someone in the face once or more leaving a white mark resembling a white sperms whale
My girlfriend was being annoying so she got moby dicked
by Moby dicking August 15, 2015
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I was having moby dick untill the whale said "No Way"
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Moby Dick

A woman with tracheotomy performs oral sex on you but takes pulls your cock out at the last second, takes the load up her nose, and tilts her head back as far as she can before coughing and blowing the shame juice out of her neck hole.
I met this grandma last night at the bar that offered to let me Moby Dick her if I bought her another Pabst.
by Puffy McScrote December 29, 2014
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a sexual position in which the penetrator does a backbend in a shallow pool, so only his erect penis is sticking perpendicular above the water.
The penetratee then rides his dick as tho she is Ishmael riding moby dick.
This position can also be done with two men, as long as the above water rider rides backward.
person 1: "Wow you can hold your breath for a really long time!"

person 2: "Thanks, I'm training so my girlfriend and I can do the moby dick. "
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Moby Dick

A man with a shaved pubic region. It refers to the musician Moby in regard to his bald head in relation to the hairless dick and balls.
"Ted was alright, but when I gave him head my mouth kept getting so full of pubic hair!"

"That's why I like Andy. He's got a Moby Dick."
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Moby Dicking

To engage in the act of coitus with an overweight girl, but with extreme physical force and a great passion.

Drunken sex can often be classified as a "Moby Dicking", due to the lack of judgement, but the intact passion of lovemaking.
"Can you believe Hank beats his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, I heard about that. I bet when they're alone she gets a solid Moby Dicking."

“To the ass, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I hump at thee; For hate's sake, I shoot my last load at thee!"
by lordmb April 13, 2010
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