mlm

The computer abbreviation for giving someone "the bird." Most commonly used in Instant Messaging services.
IMer #1: Dude, you're an ass.
IMer#2: mlm
by Dragonstar December 05, 2003
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Abbreviation for Multi-Level Marketing, a business model in which marketers are paid commissions on the sales of other marketers that they recruit, as well as on their own sales. To qualify as MLM, the business plan must actually focus upon selling a marketable product or service.
Business and marketing n00bs frequently confuse MLM with pyramid schemes, a business model that focuses on paying bonuses for recruiting people, rather than commissions on sales, because the criminals who start pyramid schemes like to scam n00bs and flatter themselves by calling their schemes MLM. They may even pretend to operate an MLM business by forcing marketers to stockpile unmarketable products to pretend they are selling it.

Anyone who calls a pyramid scheme MLM helps the scammers trick their victims.
by Downstrike January 29, 2006
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MLM : Men Love Men / Man Loving Man

A man who loves other men. They can be gay, bisexual, pansexual, omnisexual, or etcetera, but if they identify as male and love men, they can be classified as MLM. (Including Transgender/Demiboy/Boyflux/etcetera as well.)

Or it means Multi-Level-Marking, a scam.
Josh: I’m coming out as MLM, and I’m dating Keith.
Vlad: We knew.

Max: I just got an invite where I get 100 dollars by answering some questions.
Axel: Max, don’t do it. It’s just a stupid MLM.
by wwwstarkasacom April 20, 2023
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MLM is an acronym for the Italian saying "Mannaggia la miseria" ("Damned misery") This brief acronym is used to communicate disappointment in online conversations.
- I am so sad, a monkey drank all my wine!
- MLM...
- I know.
by JackTorrance December 08, 2013
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"Hey Phil you look throw like a girl"
Phil- "mlm"
by jdips June 17, 2013
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it's a FU sign... offensive & nice.
there is an insult for every occation.. here is one: mlm n00b. RTFM!!
by jamee January 03, 2005
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Short for Miami Lakes Middle School.There are more sluts in this school than in a rap video.Don't even get me started on the dumbfuck guys.They have either not gone through puberty or think they rule the world by making up a little imaginary gang.The teachers are even worse.We have a bunch of idiots that could give two flying shits about the students and only care about the money.Which they don't use to improve the school btw.WE HAD ASBESTOS WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING SCHOOL HAS ASBESTOS?!?!?! I hope someone is looking this definition up in the library....go ahead and show it to a teacher.
by Idsanty March 09, 2005
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