A slang term used in gay brothels throughout San Fransisco in the early 1980's. A combination of the word man and switch-hitter. It is a maneuver that is used for an initiation or rite of passage into the homosexual community. When a man places his middle finger into his partner's anus and wiggles it back and forth while manually stimulating the penis. When completion is near, the index and ring finger are thrust in and out of the anus. When completion has begun, the index and ring finger are pulled out while the middle finger is fully extended. Both partners then yell "Mitter!" and high five each other.
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by popologist November 27, 2012
Get the mitters mug.A true question that ALL women want answered. Mittleschmertz was named after the famous OBGYN, Dr. Edward Von Mittleschmertz. The "period" (no pun intended) before ovulation when the females' Graafian Folicle bursts releasing a strong, overpowering flow of menstrual fluid consisting of blood, mucus, and sometimes tears. A slight pain is felt by the mestruator whilst the sac is bursting.
"Oh Glory Charles! I cannot sit through this world championship newt battle royal any longer. I think I just felt my mittleschmertz!
by Lauren Thundercat April 11, 2008
Get the mittleschmertz mug.To be/have damaged, hurt, wrecked, or put in serious disrepair; to be/have been ruined or beyond repair; To have arduously processed materials or scrap metals.
"I fell off my dirtbike and my knee got muttlered!"
Other - "Yeah, I got the muttler load!" (in reference to scrap metal collection)
Other - "Yeah, I got the muttler load!" (in reference to scrap metal collection)
by WillTH January 20, 2009
Get the muttlered mug.For women, that slight - or sometimes not so slight twisting pain you feel in the middles if your menstral cycle indicating an egg was just released from the ovary. It was named after the physician who discovered its existence could be relied upon to a degree, for females who are in tune to their bodies and cycles. Of course he had to have a blizzard-O name!
Girl 1 - " oh! I just felt a quick pain right in my lower left pelvis, but now it's gone."
Girl 2 -" Are you in the middle of your cycle? Cause if you are, your ovulating & better double up on the protection or you're going to get your ass Prego! You just felt Mittlesmirtz."
Girl 2 -" Are you in the middle of your cycle? Cause if you are, your ovulating & better double up on the protection or you're going to get your ass Prego! You just felt Mittlesmirtz."
by The low down March 5, 2014
Get the mittlesmirtz mug.A person who worships money, or over complains that they don't have enough money. Money Mitters are usually poor and addicted to tax returns and finance. If you are a "money mitter", then you are the father of an autistic son and live in Levittown, LI. One of the most popular money mitters are George W Bush and Edward Iannielli.
Business Man: I have to go to the Chase bank, withdraw money from the ATM, and file tax returns at American Mortgage & Investment's.
14 year old Boy: Are you a "money mitter"?
Business Man: What's that?
14 year old Boy: Because you worship money like Mr. Krabs.
Business Man: I have to do these tax documents, or else I will lose my job.
14 year old Boy: That's what an economy tax worker would do.
Business Man: Well, that's because I am a money mitter.
14 year old Boy: Are you a "money mitter"?
Business Man: What's that?
14 year old Boy: Because you worship money like Mr. Krabs.
Business Man: I have to do these tax documents, or else I will lose my job.
14 year old Boy: That's what an economy tax worker would do.
Business Man: Well, that's because I am a money mitter.
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