Misteresque

1. :noun: A male counterpart of mistress
2. :noun: The male lover of a married person
(Mist-er-e-ss-ck)

Person1: dude! I think joe’s wife has a misteresque! I saw another guy leave their house at like 1 this morning.

Person2: nah,dude; that’s just joe’s misteresque.

by Universesofa January 14, 2019

cannon misfire

when someone makes out with a girl who has recently blew a guy off

Elliot Cannon: I totally cannon misfired last night

by Mongolianlakepirate November 12, 2011

Cell Misdirection

Those times when you pull out your cell phone to avoid the embarrassment of looking like a moron. Common situations are walking and realizing you're going the wrong way, staring at someone and having them notice, trying to stop an already awkward moment, trying to act like you're having a conversation with someone when you appear to be a loser, and many others.

When I realized I was walking the wrong direction I pulled out my cell phone and acted like I received a text, then turned around and went the right direction. "Oh shit, I went the wrong way, time to abruptly turn around and walk the other way, I better use some Cell Misdirection to look like less of a tool!"

"Wow dude you sure are looking at your phone a lot, must be getting a ton of texts, I bet you're getting laid tonight!" Nah man, just trying to look important with a little bit of Cell Misdirection.

by Skolden December 14, 2012

Mistress

female PIMP

by ac July 22, 2003

Mistress Rage

Mistress Rage is a former Dominatrix and current BDSM educator, fetish model and former DJ for WRUW Cleveland who became infamous for her banned YouTube videos. Mistress Rage can also be heard in the Nine Inch Nails "Discipline" remix and on The Pusher's "Rubber City Hustler" CD. Mistress Rage was the subject of the documentary "The Joy of Pain" where she discusses what BDSM is(and isn't) about . Her informative interviews can be found many places online.

I went to see a bondage class held by Mistress Rage.

by FireTree January 27, 2010

Mistress

A woman other than his wife with whom a married man has an ongoing sexual relationship

by Allison July 15, 2003

Mistress Day

The day before Valentine's day typically reserved for a man taking out his mistress or girlfriend. On Valentine's Day a man is "required" to take out his wife or steady girlfriend. However, the restaurants, bars and clubs are packed on February 13th for the better looking women in a man's life.

Mistress Day gifts are typically always jewelry and lingerie, while Valentine's day gifts are chocolate and teddy bears.

The most popular day for "short stay" hotel bookings.

A man said to his wife on February13th, "I'll be working late tonight, I'll make up for it tomorrow on Valentine's Day". Secretly he was preparing his cover for Mistress Day celebrations!

by Rob bie April 1, 2012