Misidentified Fart

A Misidentified fart is when you think a fart is either a small or regular fart but turns out to be a huge load of diarrhea that fills you pants.

Jim: hey John that fart sounded like you shit you self.
John: yeah ummm....it was a misidentified fart

by Tillergang360 December 25, 2021

Oh, I misinterpreted signals

The answer to any criticism for one's romantic choice.

Q: Why haven't you broken up with her like you said you would?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you stalk her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you say that on your date?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you not advance on her romantically?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why didn't you have sex with her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

by Ereck Flowers March 5, 2014

implied misinterpretation

adv. When in conversation with someone whose family originates from a foreign-language speaking culture (That includes English for all you Europeans, Central Americans, Asians, and Africans out there!), you can use this to not listen to the person due to lack of interest, understanding of their nature, or just general hatred.

EX 1
Jose: So, last night
Tom: WAIT! I should tell you before you begin, I'm a user of implied misinterpretation.
Jose: ....What?
Tom: Means I don't speak Mexican.
Jose: ...Hateful Ass-hat.

EX 2
Sarah: Do you understand what the professor is saying?
Tom: No clue. I don't speak Asian.
Sarah: He's talking in English.
Tom: Yea. I know.
Sarah: ???

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 17, 2008

Misinvention

Invention that is so bad that it creates more problems then it fixes.

"the person who made this misinvention is NOT okay"

by vivuss March 3, 2026

Misinterprefine

To redefine something through misinterpretation, to the end that all original meaning of what was said is completely lost.

I told her I was going through the back door, and she misinterprefined it into a proposition for anal sex.

by Shamus McCrary January 8, 2012

misinternetformation

A single word containing the antonym of information conjugated to its source, the internet.

In 30 seconds or less I had the misinternetformation needed to make my point.

by trawley September 11, 2013

maintents

noun-division of an organization responsible for maintaining operations of a building.

Tom is employed in the maintents division at his company.

by GerryP September 20, 2018