Minge

Minge means car in the UK. People often call it a minge and won’t be referred as anything else.

i like your minge! What colour is your minge? When did you last wash your minge

by tomprattx January 25, 2022

Minge

A British slang term for Vagina

"Ooh, me minge is kicking out a right pong!!"

by The Dannii November 21, 2006

minging

certainly common in eastern Scotland, where the final g isn't pronounced (minginn) (and probably n.e. England) since at least the 1950's. Something unsavoury, or long past its best.

Only in the past 5 years has the rest of the UK cottoned on to this wonderful word

I didn't change my underpants for a week, and they are now minging

by peter mckellican June 17, 2006

ming

When something dope happens

Hey bro i won the lottery
No way bro, thats ming

by chr1stos October 19, 2020

Minge

The Female Vagina;
Originally From Old German and Pronounced Minger, with a hard G ; it has travelled through all the European Nations Via Migration of Populations through the ages.

" All men come out of a minge on the first day of their Life and then they (nearly all) spend the rest of their lives trying to get into one. "

by Cyril Squirrel April 7, 2007

minge

The fur lined entrance to the spasm chasm.
Edible but can induce retching if hairs come loose and lodge in ones throat

i was munching minge till my jaw ached

by Geordie February 7, 2004

minge

A particularly vulgar term for the haven that is sometimes shaven.

Also known as a Wizards Sleeve, Beaver, Muff, Fanny, Twat, Rat and, my favourite, Cunt.

A drunken male coming out of a nightclub may shout "Alright darling, can I have a go on your minge?!"

by Homer SexualSimpson January 2, 2009